We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    He Stole My Peanut Butter
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
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    Tankiscool wrote: »
    She never left me :p
    KADFoodisFuel wrote: »
    He would not leave Sam.

    1+1+1 = 3

    Just saying
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    He stole all.the honey
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    Tigg_er wrote: »
    He Stole My Peanut Butter

    How did you know?
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    samtarlyonadiet wrote: »
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    She never left me :p
    KADFoodisFuel wrote: »
    He would not leave Sam.

    1+1+1 = 3

    Just saying

    And 3s company ;)
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
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    He thought I was being unreasonable and intolerable that I would not be #4.
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
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    She found out I was actually already #4
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I found out she was after a hook up.. just not with me 😭😭😭
  • Keto_Vampire
    Keto_Vampire Posts: 1,670 Member
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    She tried to murder me with sunlight
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    Time commitment issues, He is a vampire, I am an early riser. Just didn't work!
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
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    She found out I was sleeping with a hitman know only by his nickname, "sunlight".
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Keto_Vampire wrote: »
    She tried to murder me with sunlight


    Not true, I just thought you could use a little tan 😉

    Omg.. Tankeroonie wanted me to be his #14 gf.. that didn't work for me, I'm at least a #7 😜
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    She found out I was sleeping with a hitman know only by his nickname, "sunlight".

    She confused me as a she :|:p
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Keto_Vampire wrote: »
    She tried to murder me with sunlight


    Not true, I just thought you could use a little tan 😉

    Omg.. Tankeroonie wanted me to be his #14 gf.. that didn't work for me, I'm at least a #7 😜

    Ooops! Guess we entered answers at the same time..lol🙃
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    She had timing issues :p
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
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    Tankiscool wrote: »
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    She found out I was sleeping with a hitman know only by his nickname, "sunlight".

    She confused me as a she :|:p

    Oh my gosh! I'm SO sorry, but on the bright side...you gotta be pretty darn good looking to be confused for a female...am I right or am I right??

    I'll see myself out...🥴😵☺️
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    I beat him at wrestling. He couldn’t stand the humiliation!
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
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    He was sharing his pancakes with other girls! I thought I was the only one!
  • Dakase83
    Dakase83 Posts: 2,524 Member
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    She always wanted me to share my food.. there is only 2 Reese's cups in a pack. One for the right hand and one for the left
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
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    not sure but I do miss her

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