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  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    It’s a very long story...... it includes a red and black bow, a hula hoop, a bottle of rum, and Jo.
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
  • _Figgzie__Figgzie_ Member Posts: 3,493 Member Member Posts: 3,493 Member
    we didn't <3
  • junelove89junelove89 Member Posts: 764 Member Member Posts: 764 Member
    He was too possessive. He still thinks we didn’t
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Member Posts: 3,344 Member Member Posts: 3,344 Member
    I accidentally crashed her boat into a school and she couldn't find it in her heart to forgive me
  • Sunshine_And_SandSunshine_And_Sand Member Posts: 1,320 Member Member Posts: 1,320 Member
    He stole my Dad's corvette with the intention of going for a little joy ride and bringing it back before anyone noticed.
    Well, we noticed.
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Member Posts: 3,344 Member Member Posts: 3,344 Member
    He stole my Dad's corvette with the intention of going for a little joy ride and bringing it back before anyone noticed.
    Well, we noticed.

    I was *trying* to be helpful. Out of milk, so I offered to go get some. The Corvette was the fastest, and the only place I knew of was on the other side of the state.

    Still, that was *apparently* the end of things
  • Sunshine_And_SandSunshine_And_Sand Member Posts: 1,320 Member Member Posts: 1,320 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    He stole my Dad's corvette with the intention of going for a little joy ride and bringing it back before anyone noticed.
    Well, we noticed.

    I was *trying* to be helpful. Out of milk, so I offered to go get some. The Corvette was the fastest, and the only place I knew of was on the other side of the state.

    Still, that was *apparently* the end of things

    Even IF this is true, it doesn't take 6 months to drive across this state and back. Now the car is going to smell like spoiled milk. That is IF you actually got any milk.
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Member Posts: 3,344 Member Member Posts: 3,344 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    He stole my Dad's corvette with the intention of going for a little joy ride and bringing it back before anyone noticed.
    Well, we noticed.

    I was *trying* to be helpful. Out of milk, so I offered to go get some. The Corvette was the fastest, and the only place I knew of was on the other side of the state.

    Still, that was *apparently* the end of things

    Even IF this is true, it doesn't take 6 months to drive across this state and back. Now the car is going to smell like spoiled milk. That is IF you actually got any milk.

    I drank it
  • skahtboiskahtboi Member Posts: 7,787 Member Member Posts: 7,787 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    I was about to propose when she asked someone else to take her back



    I didn’t know! It took you 17 years.

    Jo and I broke up as we all know she only wants Neil. We are still friends though and co-parent a cat named Mittens. It’s my weekend hun.

    So should I reconsider taking the ring back???
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    Yes!!!! You have to actually ask this time.
    We broke up as it took 17 years before you actually considered proposing.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 252,968 Member Member, Premium Posts: 252,968 Member
    She accepted another's proposal, I was crushed 😭
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    Jo, you will always have a place in my heart and there is always Mittens.

    I’m confused though- you accepted Neil’s proposal way before skahtboi proposed.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 252,968 Member Member, Premium Posts: 252,968 Member
    Jo, you will always have a place in my heart and there is always Mittens.

    I’m confused though- you accepted Neil’s proposal way before skahtboi proposed.

    Awww <3

    I knew you were two timing me with skahtboi for 17 years.. but I <3 you anyway.. always will.
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    I will always love you too. We are better as friends with men. ❤️
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 30,654 Member Member Posts: 30,654 Member
    Wait what?? I'm single again??

    😈

  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    Lol. No, you’re not..... Jo chose you over me.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 252,968 Member Member, Premium Posts: 252,968 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Wait what?? I'm single again??

    😈

    Consider yourself taken 🤗😙

    Kad only had eyes for a special redhead.. ;)
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 30,654 Member Member Posts: 30,654 Member
    Whew.. didn't...🤗😚
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 252,968 Member Member, Premium Posts: 252,968 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Whew.. didn't...🤗😚

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    :D
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