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  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Posts: 3,436Member Member Posts: 3,436Member Member
    He stole my Dad's corvette with the intention of going for a little joy ride and bringing it back before anyone noticed.
    Well, we noticed.

    I was *trying* to be helpful. Out of milk, so I offered to go get some. The Corvette was the fastest, and the only place I knew of was on the other side of the state.

    Still, that was *apparently* the end of things
  • Sunshine_And_SandSunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,217Member Member Posts: 1,217Member Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    He stole my Dad's corvette with the intention of going for a little joy ride and bringing it back before anyone noticed.
    Well, we noticed.

    I was *trying* to be helpful. Out of milk, so I offered to go get some. The Corvette was the fastest, and the only place I knew of was on the other side of the state.

    Still, that was *apparently* the end of things

    Even IF this is true, it doesn't take 6 months to drive across this state and back. Now the car is going to smell like spoiled milk. That is IF you actually got any milk.
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Posts: 3,436Member Member Posts: 3,436Member Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    He stole my Dad's corvette with the intention of going for a little joy ride and bringing it back before anyone noticed.
    Well, we noticed.

    I was *trying* to be helpful. Out of milk, so I offered to go get some. The Corvette was the fastest, and the only place I knew of was on the other side of the state.

    Still, that was *apparently* the end of things

    Even IF this is true, it doesn't take 6 months to drive across this state and back. Now the car is going to smell like spoiled milk. That is IF you actually got any milk.

    I drank it
  • skahtboiskahtboi Posts: 7,571Member Member Posts: 7,571Member Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    I was about to propose when she asked someone else to take her back



    I didn’t know! It took you 17 years.

    Jo and I broke up as we all know she only wants Neil. We are still friends though and co-parent a cat named Mittens. It’s my weekend hun.

    So should I reconsider taking the ring back???
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    Yes!!!! You have to actually ask this time.
    We broke up as it took 17 years before you actually considered proposing.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 219,828Member, Premium Member Posts: 219,828Member, Premium Member
    She accepted another's proposal, I was crushed 😭
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    Jo, you will always have a place in my heart and there is always Mittens.

    I’m confused though- you accepted Neil’s proposal way before skahtboi proposed.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 219,828Member, Premium Member Posts: 219,828Member, Premium Member
    Jo, you will always have a place in my heart and there is always Mittens.

    I’m confused though- you accepted Neil’s proposal way before skahtboi proposed.

    Awww <3

    I knew you were two timing me with skahtboi for 17 years.. but I <3 you anyway.. always will.
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    I will always love you too. We are better as friends with men. ❤️
  • lx1xlx1x Posts: 11,902Member Member Posts: 11,902Member Member
    Wait what?? I'm single again??

    😈

  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    Lol. No, you’re not..... Jo chose you over me.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 219,828Member, Premium Member Posts: 219,828Member, Premium Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Wait what?? I'm single again??

    😈

    Consider yourself taken 🤗😙

    Kad only had eyes for a special redhead.. ;)
  • lx1xlx1x Posts: 11,902Member Member Posts: 11,902Member Member
    Whew.. didn't...🤗😚
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 219,828Member, Premium Member Posts: 219,828Member, Premium Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Whew.. didn't...🤗😚

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    :D
  • lx1xlx1x Posts: 11,902Member Member Posts: 11,902Member Member
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Wait what?? I'm single again??

    😈

    Consider yourself taken 🤗😙

    Kad only had eyes for a special redhead.. ;)

    He is special! @OnFireWithin 🥰
  • garibbalfygaribbalfy Posts: 331Member Member Posts: 331Member Member
    Cheated on me
  • corinasue1143corinasue1143 Posts: 2,005Member Member Posts: 2,005Member Member
    He was broken
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 219,828Member, Premium Member Posts: 219,828Member, Premium Member
    She didn't bring any colour to my life..
  • slinkybinkydogslinkybinkydog Posts: 38,917Member Member Posts: 38,917Member Member
    Didn’t have the right parts lol
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