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  • KimberlinaBKimberlinaB Member Posts: 3,742 Member Member Posts: 3,742 Member
    I didn’t like GOT either.
  • OGingerBeardManOGingerBeardMan Member Posts: 156 Member Member Posts: 156 Member
    She kept setting me up on blind dates with somebody I was obviously already seeing.
  • terrordawgterrordawg Member Posts: 19,133 Member Member Posts: 19,133 Member
    He was already seeing someone else! It was obvious!
  • Hydr8Cafn8Medic8Hydr8Cafn8Medic8 Member Posts: 472 Member Member Posts: 472 Member
    She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.
  • OGingerBeardManOGingerBeardMan Member Posts: 156 Member Member Posts: 156 Member
    Simultaneous post.

    I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response

    Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.
    edited May 2019
  • terrordawgterrordawg Member Posts: 19,133 Member Member Posts: 19,133 Member
    She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.

    He made slurping noises every time he sipped his coffee ☕️

    Simultaneous post.

    I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response

    Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.

    He kept calling me Katrina
  • epr31295epr31295 Member Posts: 6,182 Member Member Posts: 6,182 Member
    She said I was just a bounceback BoyToy and now that she has bounced back she is leaving me! :-(
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    He kept accusing me of not accepting his friend request.
  • epr31295epr31295 Member Posts: 6,182 Member Member Posts: 6,182 Member
    While I was waiting for a answer she fell in love with another
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 190,053 Member Member Posts: 190,053 Member
    Our Mama wouldn't approve :lol:
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    She really is fabulous and fantastic- I could not keep up!
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 261,261 Member Member, Premium Posts: 261,261 Member
    She only had eyes for her fabulous ex
  • skahtboiskahtboi Member Posts: 7,787 Member Member Posts: 7,787 Member
    She was worried about other people's eyes all of the time
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    He said my eyes were not pretty enough for him. He said that his ex girlfriend Jo had the most beautiful eyes and no girl could compare.
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Member Posts: 3,344 Member Member Posts: 3,344 Member
    She left me chained to a telephone pole downtown, and that's really where I draw the line
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    He lied and said that I left him chained to a telephone pole downtown.
    It was a power line.
  • THS2HASPASSEDTHS2HASPASSED Member Posts: 1,055 Member Member Posts: 1,055 Member
    I couldn't put her through the *kitten* I am so I let her go free.... :'(
    edited May 2019
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    I love kittens! Please take me back!
  • skahtboiskahtboi Member Posts: 7,787 Member Member Posts: 7,787 Member
    I was about to propose when she asked someone else to take her back
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 261,261 Member Member, Premium Posts: 261,261 Member
    He said my eyes were not pretty enough for him. He said that his ex girlfriend Jo had the most beautiful eyes and no girl could compare.

    You have quite the imagination :laugh:

    He pined for KAD, so he was let go so he could win her back
    edited May 2019
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