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  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He said my eyes were not pretty enough for him. He said that his ex girlfriend Jo had the most beautiful eyes and no girl could compare.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    She left me chained to a telephone pole downtown, and that's really where I draw the line
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He lied and said that I left him chained to a telephone pole downtown.
    It was a power line.
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
    edited May 2019
    I couldn't put her through the *kitten* I am so I let her go free.... :'(
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    I love kittens! Please take me back!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    I was about to propose when she asked someone else to take her back
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2019
    KADFoodisFuel wrote: »
    He said my eyes were not pretty enough for him. He said that his ex girlfriend Jo had the most beautiful eyes and no girl could compare.

    You have quite the imagination :laugh:

    He pined for KAD, so he was let go so he could win her back
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,334 Member
    Didn't.. mornin sweety.. 🤗😚
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    When given a choice, he picked the dogs over me. Can’t really blame the guy 🐶
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,334 Member
    Her heart belongs to some guy.. dw.. something like that..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Didn't.. mornin sweety.. 🤗😚

    We sure didn't 🤗 morning honey buns :*
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    I was about to propose when she asked someone else to take her back

    I didn’t know! It took you 17 years.

    Jo and I broke up as we all know she only wants Neil. We are still friends though and co-parent a cat named Mittens. It’s my weekend hun.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She was always obsessed with Mittens
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    Tigg and I broke up because I demanded that she/he sit in the back of the car on trips. Mittens really liked the front passenger seat.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    But But ,,I really like back seats
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    Will you accept Mittens?
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    She was crazy cat lady
  • AmyToys
    AmyToys Posts: 11 Member
    She didn’t like crazy cat ladies!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was crazy for cats, not so much me
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,334 Member
    Didn't.. evenin Jo. 🤗😚
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Didn't.. evenin Jo. 🤗😚


    Still together 🤗😙
    Goodnight.. have a great day Neil.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,334 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    Didn't.. evenin Jo. 🤗😚


    Still together 🤗😙
    Goodnight.. have a great day Neil.

    Sweet dreams .. 🤗😙
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    It’s a very long story...... it includes a red and black bow, a hula hoop, a bottle of rum, and Jo.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    Jo won.
  • _Figgzie_
    _Figgzie_ Posts: 3,506 Member
    we didn't <3
  • junelove89
    junelove89 Posts: 759 Member
    He was too possessive. He still thinks we didn’t
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    I accidentally crashed her boat into a school and she couldn't find it in her heart to forgive me
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    He stole my Dad's corvette with the intention of going for a little joy ride and bringing it back before anyone noticed.
    Well, we noticed.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    Sunshine_And_Sand wrote: »
    He stole my Dad's corvette with the intention of going for a little joy ride and bringing it back before anyone noticed.
    Well, we noticed.

    I was *trying* to be helpful. Out of milk, so I offered to go get some. The Corvette was the fastest, and the only place I knew of was on the other side of the state.

    Still, that was *apparently* the end of things
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    Sunshine_And_Sand wrote: »
    He stole my Dad's corvette with the intention of going for a little joy ride and bringing it back before anyone noticed.
    Well, we noticed.

    I was *trying* to be helpful. Out of milk, so I offered to go get some. The Corvette was the fastest, and the only place I knew of was on the other side of the state.

    Still, that was *apparently* the end of things

    Even IF this is true, it doesn't take 6 months to drive across this state and back. Now the car is going to smell like spoiled milk. That is IF you actually got any milk.

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