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  • epr31295epr31295 Member Posts: 6,093 Member Member Posts: 6,093 Member
    While I was waiting for a answer she fell in love with another
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 178,625 Member Member Posts: 178,625 Member
    Our Mama wouldn't approve :lol:
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    She really is fabulous and fantastic- I could not keep up!
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,713 Member Member Posts: 242,713 Member
    She only had eyes for her fabulous ex
  • skahtboiskahtboi Member Posts: 7,705 Member Member Posts: 7,705 Member
    She was worried about other people's eyes all of the time
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    He said my eyes were not pretty enough for him. He said that his ex girlfriend Jo had the most beautiful eyes and no girl could compare.
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Member Posts: 3,344 Member Member Posts: 3,344 Member
    She left me chained to a telephone pole downtown, and that's really where I draw the line
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    He lied and said that I left him chained to a telephone pole downtown.
    It was a power line.
  • THS2HASPASSEDTHS2HASPASSED Member Posts: 1,055 Member Member Posts: 1,055 Member
    I couldn't put her through the *kitten* I am so I let her go free.... :'(
    edited May 2019
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    I love kittens! Please take me back!
  • skahtboiskahtboi Member Posts: 7,705 Member Member Posts: 7,705 Member
    I was about to propose when she asked someone else to take her back
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,713 Member Member Posts: 242,713 Member
    He said my eyes were not pretty enough for him. He said that his ex girlfriend Jo had the most beautiful eyes and no girl could compare.

    You have quite the imagination :laugh:

    He pined for KAD, so he was let go so he could win her back
    edited May 2019
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 27,528 Member Member Posts: 27,528 Member
    Didn't.. mornin sweety.. 🤗😚
  • theresa120theresa120 Member Posts: 18,039 Member Member Posts: 18,039 Member
    When given a choice, he picked the dogs over me. Can’t really blame the guy 🐶
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 27,528 Member Member Posts: 27,528 Member
    Her heart belongs to some guy.. dw.. something like that..
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,713 Member Member Posts: 242,713 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Didn't.. mornin sweety.. 🤗😚

    We sure didn't 🤗 morning honey buns :*
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    I was about to propose when she asked someone else to take her back

    I didn’t know! It took you 17 years.

    Jo and I broke up as we all know she only wants Neil. We are still friends though and co-parent a cat named Mittens. It’s my weekend hun.
  • Tigg_erTigg_er Member Posts: 17,684 Member Member Posts: 17,684 Member
    She was always obsessed with Mittens
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    Tigg and I broke up because I demanded that she/he sit in the back of the car on trips. Mittens really liked the front passenger seat.
  • Tigg_erTigg_er Member Posts: 17,684 Member Member Posts: 17,684 Member
    But But ,,I really like back seats
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