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  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Posts: 3,436Member Member Posts: 3,436Member Member
    She left me chained to a telephone pole downtown, and that's really where I draw the line
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    He lied and said that I left him chained to a telephone pole downtown.
    It was a power line.
  • THS2HASPASSEDTHS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,014Member Member Posts: 1,014Member Member
    I couldn't put her through the *kitten* I am so I let her go free.... :'(
    edited May 15
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    I love kittens! Please take me back!
  • skahtboiskahtboi Posts: 7,571Member Member Posts: 7,571Member Member
    I was about to propose when she asked someone else to take her back
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,003Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,003Member, Premium Member
    He said my eyes were not pretty enough for him. He said that his ex girlfriend Jo had the most beautiful eyes and no girl could compare.

    You have quite the imagination :laugh:

    He pined for KAD, so he was let go so he could win her back
    edited May 15
  • lx1xlx1x Posts: 13,794Member Member Posts: 13,794Member Member
    Didn't.. mornin sweety.. 🤗😚
  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 12,138Member Member Posts: 12,138Member Member
    When given a choice, he picked the dogs over me. Can’t really blame the guy 🐶
  • lx1xlx1x Posts: 13,794Member Member Posts: 13,794Member Member
    Her heart belongs to some guy.. dw.. something like that..
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,003Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,003Member, Premium Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Didn't.. mornin sweety.. 🤗😚

    We sure didn't 🤗 morning honey buns :*
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    I was about to propose when she asked someone else to take her back

    I didn’t know! It took you 17 years.

    Jo and I broke up as we all know she only wants Neil. We are still friends though and co-parent a cat named Mittens. It’s my weekend hun.
  • Tigg_erTigg_er Posts: 15,815Member Member Posts: 15,815Member Member
    She was always obsessed with Mittens
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    Tigg and I broke up because I demanded that she/he sit in the back of the car on trips. Mittens really liked the front passenger seat.
  • Tigg_erTigg_er Posts: 15,815Member Member Posts: 15,815Member Member
    But But ,,I really like back seats
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    Will you accept Mittens?
  • TankiscoolTankiscool Posts: 11,145Member Member Posts: 11,145Member Member
    She was crazy cat lady
  • AmyToysAmyToys Posts: 11Member, Premium Member Posts: 11Member, Premium Member
    She didn’t like crazy cat ladies!
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,003Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,003Member, Premium Member
    She was crazy for cats, not so much me
  • lx1xlx1x Posts: 13,794Member Member Posts: 13,794Member Member
    Didn't.. evenin Jo. 🤗😚
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,003Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,003Member, Premium Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Didn't.. evenin Jo. 🤗😚


    Still together 🤗😙
    Goodnight.. have a great day Neil.
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