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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She was a coffee drinker. Yuck! ;)
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    He kept trying to eat the dwarfs, and set the town on fire. Not cool man. :D

    (really hoping someone gets that joke)
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He wasn't sympathetic to the fact I seem to be a buffet to mosquitos
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Because breaking up seems to our way of saying hello!
  • Dakase83
    Dakase83 Posts: 2,524 Member
    He wouldnt share his M&Ms with me
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Her favorite animal was a Penguin!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    I loved myself better than him,
    I knew it was wrong but what could I do...
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    At first it was fun but after a few weeks just watching the wheels got boring I need to watch the entire axle!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    His wife said I had to go :/:D
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    BoudiccaTheGreat3018 wrote: »
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    He kept trying to eat the dwarfs, and set the town on fire. Not cool man. :D

    (really hoping someone gets that joke)
    AAAAAAAAAAAAA whyyyyy

    what?
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    BoudiccaTheGreat3018 wrote: »
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    BoudiccaTheGreat3018 wrote: »
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    He kept trying to eat the dwarfs, and set the town on fire. Not cool man. :D

    (really hoping someone gets that joke)
    AAAAAAAAAAAAA whyyyyy

    what?

    I don’t know dood

    You sure? Cause it looked like you were either very happy, or very upset about something?
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    She took me home to meet her family, her husband didn't seem happy at all
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He was so wobbly he kept falling over. I got tired of picking him up all the time
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    she kept covering herself in maple syrup. I couldn't deal with the stickiness.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He couldn't accept my Canadianness. We have to have our maple syrup baths it's what keeps us so friendly
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    I know, I just couldn't deal with the stickiness.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    He was too close minded. :p
  • FinelyFermented
    FinelyFermented Posts: 102 Member
    She kept using fake syrup for bathing instead of the real thing
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He thought he's were she's and she's were he's
  • Alzzi_2
    Alzzi_2 Posts: 2,149 Member
    Alway too good for me
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She thought my car was garbage.
  • cunning_linguist
    cunning_linguist Posts: 281 Member
    he didn't like my collection of colorful socks
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She found out i was 5 years older than her father!
  • cunning_linguist
    cunning_linguist Posts: 281 Member
    He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She sang Disney songs every night at 2 am using Donald Ducks voice!
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    He thought my impression of Donald Trump was Donald Duck
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    It wasn't so much that he looked like Donald Duck but that he sounded like him.. it was like being stabbed in the ear listening to it.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She was always stabbing me in the ear!
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    He was always wearing those shades inside
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    He reminded me of my 8th grade algebra teacher

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