We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    awdouth wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    awdouth wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    awdouth wrote: »
    cunning_linguist wrote: »
    He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am

    What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?

    Sings like a cat in pain. :D

    I'll have you know that I'm a beautiful singer thank you very much. Some have called me the Songbird of my generation

    Yes, I've heard you're a bird too.. likened to a cawing crow..
    :D

    There is not detectable trace of scouse in the Sumptuous fruity tones of my voice.

    Prove it! Voice thread. Now!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited July 2019
    awdouth wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    awdouth wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    awdouth wrote: »
    cunning_linguist wrote: »
    He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am

    What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?

    Sings like a cat in pain. :D

    I'll have you know that I'm a beautiful singer thank you very much. Some have called me the Songbird of my generation

    Yes, I've heard you're a bird too.. likened to a cawing crow..
    :D

    There is not detectable trace of scouse in the Sumptuous fruity tones of my voice.

    You're English?.. yup that explains it.

    Too fruity 🤪
  • FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer
    FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer Posts: 940 Member
    ... because she didn't like that I was fruity
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    awdouth wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    awdouth wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    awdouth wrote: »
    cunning_linguist wrote: »
    He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am

    What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?

    Sings like a cat in pain. :D

    I'll have you know that I'm a beautiful singer thank you very much. Some have called me the Songbird of my generation

    Yes, I've heard you're a bird too.. likened to a cawing crow..
    :D

    There is not detectable trace of scouse in the Sumptuous fruity tones of my voice.

    Prove it! Voice thread. Now!

    Good idea..
    awdouth wrote: »
    ... because she didn't like that I was fruity

    He had a shrine to the Queen, I couldn't compete 😔
  • FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer
    FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer Posts: 940 Member
    ... Because she didn't like my Freddie Mercury shrine
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He made me call him his Majesty :( and Your Royal Highness
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    wouldn't speak english
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    Our “to-do” lists differed. Mine consisted of things to do while his consisted of people’s names...
  • LyndaBSS
    LyndaBSS Posts: 6,964 Member
    Because he told me I'd be really pretty if I wasn't fat.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    She told me I’d be really ugly if she had glasses...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He told me to go chase parked cars 😕
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She was always chasing everyone and everything but me 😥
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    I couldn't handle her beetles fascination.
  • chris89topher
    chris89topher Posts: 389 Member
    After 16+ years he got bored and found someone inferior to me with less class, less loyalty. That was 3 years ago. No I'm not bitter, lol. But it did cause me to lose trust in people. Just me and my dog now. She doesn't cheat. 😎
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I couldn't compete with his dog :/
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She insisted that I get rid of my dog ☹️
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,309 Member
    She's a cat person.. 😕
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    He trained his 🐕🐩 to bully my 🐈
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She didn't like my nerdy side.

    :p
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    He didn't like the new glasses I got him and insisted on wearing the ones wrapped in the Band-Aid on the rim, always making a spectacle of himself! 🤓

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