Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    A car air freshener because he forgot to shower
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    A spare air freshener for when I forget to shower ;)
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Some of his earwax that he has fashioned into a little man that he named Marc. He often tells
    Marc his deepest secrets while riding be elevator at work.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited August 2019
    8 skittles packets, no skittles but she likes to lick the packets
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A small glass sphere, Inside the small glass sphere is a miniature city. Inside this miniature city is replicas of tiny humans eating even smaller sandwiches. She likes to take it out and violently shake it. It makes her feel larger and superior. She is often heard laughing as she violently shakes it.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He keeps a jar of smelling salts in there. He likes to pretend to pass out, and then when people gather over him he mutters...reach into my pocket. Mostly he just wants strangers to put their hands in his pocket and feel around.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A whoopee cushion. She likes to inflate it then "accidently" hit it. Mostly for the attention
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
    Bottled fart..he's been trying to sell it like the axe deodorant
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    His hand..
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Love potion number 11b. Any mustachioed, mullet wearing man should really watch out.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Fruit by the Foot. 14 feets worth!
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Alf mask with the eyes cut out. She likes to put it on when answering questions. She can be completely honest this way, then blame alf when people don't like what they hear.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    a grey tubesock. For some weird reason he likes to whip it out, stick it on his nose and pretend to be an elephant. Nobody knows why or when its going to happen.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A faded picture of Bobby Brady. She can be seen pulling it out at least three times a day and singing the Brady Bunch theme song while weeping.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    A large stick of salami in one pocket and a huge French bread stick in the other.. snack food on hand..
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    A large stick of salami in one pocket and a huge French bread stick in the other.. snack food on hand..

    The key to the closet she locked me in..😆
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    A large stick of salami in one pocket and a huge French bread stick in the other.. snack food on hand..

    The key to the closet she locked me in..😆

    And in my pocket is where it will stay :D

  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    A receipt for a box of cookies from 1989.

    How long have you been wearing these pants? :/
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    An itch....that she has just gotta got scratched
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    A receipt for a box of cookies from 1989.

    How long have you been wearing these pants? :/

    Ha ha.. jokes on you I don't wear.. ermmm nevermind :p

    Is that a..... :o I can't say what's in his pocket

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