Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    two peanuts because she likes to walk up to unassuming men and say in a whisper "wanna see my nuts?"
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  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A remote control with one big red button. When someone pisses her off, she rips it from her pocket, points it at them and furiously mashes the button with a gleeful look on her face as she yells "Radiation burn"
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    a pocket size dictionary that he likes to throw at people who don't use proper grammar.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    An old, worn paper football she made in 7th grade. She cruises the playgrounds yelling at kids. "You dont know what pretend football is. You and your fancy electronic football games. OooooOOOoooo".
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    The makings for a very nice salad.. cucumber, carrot, zucchini
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Limes, salt and single serve bottles of alcohol. Shes been arrested several times for doing body shots off unwilling strangers.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    A skin colored sleep mask with realistic pictures of his open eyes on the front that he uses at work when he needs a nap but doesn’t want to get In trouble.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A tiny CPAP machine. She paints faces on her fingers and puts it on, then pretends her index finger usually, but sometimes the middle one, is Darth Vader.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Lucille made from a T ball bat ;)
  • Alzzi_2
    Alzzi_2 Posts: 2,149 Member
    Lipstick and perfume ;)
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Two tickets to paradise (really to Des Moines, but she lined through that and wrote paradise)
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  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Pop rocks and a 5 hour energy drink
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    A crumpled up 5 dollar bill and breath mints
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    A picture of Betty White. She takes it out and kisses it every morning and proclaims it'll be a good day!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    A wabbit
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Nothing, empty.. no even fluff
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Elmer Fudd.

    Because there's a wabbit in my pocket and she's always trying to get in my.. er.. pockets.

    >:)
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A mini tape recorder. Shes been hoping to capture something ground breaking on tape, break it to channel 3 Dubuque news, and become famous. So far shes only talked to Doug at the diner and Stanley the produce clerk, but one day.....one day...it'll pay off.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A hand
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    A little change going jing - aling aling
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    a tissue that he likes to wave at pretty women while he says "I surrender".
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Finger puppets in the likeness of Friends characters. She can often be seen with Monica and Rachel on opposite hands, having a jello wrestling competition.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Smallest harmonica
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sand
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Keys to chained up guys in her basement.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Her Chia Pet, Larry.
  • MARILYNENA
    MARILYNENA Posts: 53 Member
    a 2 dollar bill. “Back in the day,” my grandfather would say, “You could go into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket, and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, and some butter as well....”
    "But today, they got cameras everywhere!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    A miniature spy camera. If you look closely, you can see the tiny hole in her pocket. She's getting footage of everyone's bottoms. :o

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