Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You
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Shake machine operator. Shes totally jealous of the burger flippers. Showoffs.0
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Professional Elephant Dresser1
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She makes her living suing sugar companies claiming shes entirely sweeter. She did win one lawsuit after a lecherous judge licked her and agreed.0
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Taylor Swifts backup dancer0
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Gender Equality Consultant0
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Professional Ear Cleaner0
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Professional Rear Cleaner. Has patented a side to side swiping method that is revolutionizing the wiping industry.0
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Pornography Historian0
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Porcupine quill inspector0
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Hand makes and paints boomerangs out of toenail clippings.0
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Worlds most gregarious accountant. Any time she saves a client a dollar she hollers "Dollar, dollar bill y'all"0
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Street Sweeper0
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Professional monopoly banker.
But every game played steals one piece/card/bill/dice in order to one day steal a full games worth to display at home.0 -
Professional food taster. If you suspect your food might be poisoned he will taste it for you..0
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Personal Assistant to Deputy Dog0
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Super Pooper Scooper from over yonder0
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Salamander wrangler0
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Wet nurse reenactor.
Literally paid to very publicly nurse a plastic baby for tourists in a dilapidated wooden fort while they learn about the plight of families who went west to pan for gold.0 -
Canadian Flag Folder0
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Keeper of lost keys. One day he'll find the lock they fit in...it's unpaid but a labour of love1
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Private Dancer0 -
Professional Grader for overachievers. He follows you around for a day assigning a letter grade to all of your activities.0
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Food tosser.. throws your unwanted leftovers in to the bin..0
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Professional salad tosser0
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