We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She wasn't limber enough0
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He decided he wanted gender reassignment surgery0
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She wasn't up for a threesome with another woman.0
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Didn't appreciate my sister was the wrong choice for a threesome1
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Kept wearing my socks and stretching them out.0
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Didn't appreciate my sock puppet shows1
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KelleyCakes wrote: »
Sock puppet desires communication breakdown. It brought about my first depressed puppet, Lord Peebles Van Smellwadt1 -
didnt want to kiss me0
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StrongAndHealthyMommy wrote: »didnt want to kiss me
Person or sock puppet?0 -
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She really wasn't sweet as sugar0
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He said lift or go home,
so I went home.0 -
He went home.. to England
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She liked my brother more0
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He is right.. his brother is super cute
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she was committed to a mental hospital0
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Went to jail and fell in love with his cell mate.0
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Prefers a bad boy, and I’m a good girl 😇0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Went to jail and fell in love with his cell mate.
If you fall in love with your cell mate do you finish each others sentences?2 -
TheMrWobbly wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Went to jail and fell in love with his cell mate.
If you fall in love with your cell mate do you finish each others sentences?
😁 uh huh
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We didn't break up, I broke out of her dungeon. I'm lucky to be alive.1
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He was never the same after escaping Jo’s dungeon1
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She never let me pull her hair and spank her.0
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His love letters from prison just weren’t doin it for me anymore0
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She refused to bake me a cake with a saw in it. What kind of love is that?0
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I made parole.
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theresa120 wrote: »His love letters from prison just weren’t doin it for me anymore
We didn't actually break up. We just pretended so we could make up.
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