We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He didn't want to be my best man for my break out of prison shotgun wedding.0
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he couldnt lift me0
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She left bran muffin crumbs on the butter0
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He would butter his corn using a whole stick of butter and just rolling the corn in it.0
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He always insisted I eat corn when I couldn't stand it0
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He wasn't an American, didn't like corn dogs.0
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Made juvenile jokes about corn dogs all of the time. Mix it up. Maybe a frozen banana with nuts0
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He kept encouraging Travis’ behaviour0
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she liked a different fella1
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He was in cell block A I was in C, we all know how those long-distance relationships go!
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He thought his cell block A was better than my block C. Snob.0
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He kept trying to call me collect from cell block C0
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I was allergic to flowers 🤷♀️0
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We broke up because she had to go into protective custody. 😓0
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KelleyCakes wrote: »We broke up because she had to go into protective custody. 😓
She was too kinky for me0 -
He was way you get than me0
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She had a drinking problem - she didn’t share 😉0
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Idk why
I called, I left messages.. she won't speak to me 0 -
she refused to do some things with her tongue.0
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communication problems, Was always speaking in tongues and tongue twisters🤪2
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Much to her disapproval, I failed to wet the toothbrush both before AND after I applied the toothpaste when brushing my teeth...0
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Always dreaming and never doing.0
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Wouldn't follow our dreams0
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The mirror mirror on the wall told him to1
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She was skating around on me with other guys.0
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He refused to build a custom bed frame; c'mon buddy - you break it, you make it!0
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She always wanted me to build stuff. Can't I relax after work?0
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Because... we had different ideas about what "relaxation" and "stress release" meant0
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She never wanted to have a stress reliever on the back of my pickup truck.
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