We broke up because...
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I just couldn't afford to feed her
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »We hardly saw each other, she was working 3 jobs
Yes, even 3 jobs wasn't enough to feed you 0 -
He wanted me to dress up as a kangaroo while making love 🤷🏻♀️0
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She wanted se.. oh nvm1
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He was always day dreaming0
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She was jealous b/c I was dating her friends0
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He wanted more than 1 relation0
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He didn't like my south park friends.0
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She didn't like spicing up our relationship by dressing up0
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he wanted to wear a dress instead of the batman costume0
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I came in my Joker outfit, but she was more a Batman fan0
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She insisted on being the man in our relationship0
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Online he said he was a woman, but when we met he was a man.0
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I was not a fan of running 🤷♀️0
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She took the remote and made me watch a chickflick...brrrrr0
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He wish we were together. 😆0
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Minion_training_program wrote: »She took the remote and made me watch a chickflick...brrrrr
Pfft. C’mon, you know me better than that!
Neil only had eyes for a sweet-talking Kangaroo0 -
She wanted a kangaroo to be the ring bearer in our wedding0
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she kept stealing my chokers
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She would let me leash her in the bedroom0
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He is a dude LOL0
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He put me through obedience training and failed me 😭0
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I found out she was doing Crossfit lol 😂0
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She kept eating all of the dogs biscuits.0
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He opened a restaurant that turned dog food into gourmet dishes0
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Her toes kept squeaking when she walked0
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he would never let me cuddle that cute pooch of his. he wanted him/her all to himself
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She overcooked my steak.... but then she made a new one so shes forgiven0
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