Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 498 Member
    A toenail from a cat. It didn't enter into the pocket the traditional way.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,668 Member
    A $50 note he stole from me.. give it back :/
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    A single pearl from her old necklace. She likes to go to seafood restaurants and pretend that she found it in the oysters.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Three old beans. Its her escape plan to grow the giant beanstalk.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Lip gloss. But never ask to use it. He uses it for the dry skin in between his toes.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A small bag of dandruff she has collected from random passengers on her daily bus commute.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,865 Member
    A piece of chewed up gum he found under his chair at the movie theatre.
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    Receipt?
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    One of those little troll pencil toppers. He pulls it out and tickles his own neck with it, giggles and says "Oh, stop it you"
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,769 Member
    A lucky raccoon paw.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited November 2019
    A chicken foot, eyes of a newt, and the bones of arthritic, three toed sloth.
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 498 Member
    An electronic bug repellent machine hooked into an extension cord.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,668 Member
    Marbles and chewing gum, it's been chewed and has no flavour left but he saves it anyway
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Exactly 37 removal ball point pen tops, with the plastic points chewed flat.
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 498 Member
    Duke Pukem action figure. About to pitch it to Hasbro.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,668 Member
    Cracker crumbs
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 498 Member
    A hard boiled egg that was once cut in half, the yolk scooped out and now glued back together.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,769 Member
    Vegemite. I know Jo is not above me, it's for flo.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,668 Member
    flotek72 wrote: »
    A hard boiled egg that was once cut in half, the yolk scooped out and now glued back together.

    😮 get your hand out of my pocket and stop touching my egg :D

    His lunch.. a sausage, lettuce leaf covered in mayonnaise and a slice of cheese.
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 498 Member
    A patch sown in of a picture of Mrs. Doubtfire.