Why I am glad to be a guy/gal

1235»

Replies

  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,046 Member
    "I don't need to have more than one dress shoe"

    "I can pee in a sink if needed"

    "I understand how a car works"

    "I can actually change a tire"

    "I always have something to wear"
  • CoachMaritova
    CoachMaritova Posts: 409 Member
    Because if I were a man, I'd be gay.
  • Murphk323
    Murphk323 Posts: 184
    "I don't need to have more than one dress shoe"

    "I can pee in a sink if needed"

    "I understand how a car works"

    "I can actually change a tire"

    "I always have something to wear"

    I can do all of these things and have multiple orgasms.
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    my emotions are level.. i dont go insane once a month or so...

    Sure you do. Hate to break it to you, but it's been proven that men get a monthly "cycle" just like women in regards to hormonal fluctuations. http://www.altpenis.com/news/male_period.shtml

    Don't argue. I'm likely to go insane. :devil:
  • pinkgigi
    pinkgigi Posts: 693 Member
    brewingaz, I spat all over my monitor "I don't have guys trying to ...."

    I can feel my emotions and it is OK to show them.

    Oh and I have breasts.

    GG
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member

    I don't have guys trying to stick it in every hole I have.

    You're right. I want to be a dude.
  • RCKT82
    RCKT82 Posts: 409 Member
    the best thing about being a woman? We are always right :laugh:

    "Yes Dear" is always the correct answer...
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    I dont' know if this has been said, but i'm glad im a girl because i LOVE shoes and fashion and makeup...and if i was a guy i would get weird looks for wearing heels and makeup

    also, i have boobs that i can play with.....yes i touch my own boobs on the regular, even girls like boobs
  • jend114
    jend114 Posts: 1,058 Member
    I can carry a child. The most amazing thing ever

    this
  • bflicker11
    bflicker11 Posts: 296
    What I like about being a gal... my cojones are only metaphoric and not prone to injury.

    HA HA HA!!!! Love it!!
  • fiberartist219
    fiberartist219 Posts: 1,865 Member
    I like being female, because when I smile just right, I get whatever I want.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,046 Member
    "I don't need to have more than one dress shoe"

    "I can pee in a sink if needed"

    "I understand how a car works"

    "I can actually change a tire"

    "I always have something to wear"

    I can do all of these things and have multiple orgasms.
    I'm ready for your POV website.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,046 Member
    I dont' know if this has been said, but i'm glad im a girl because i LOVE shoes and fashion and makeup...and if i was a guy i would get weird looks for wearing heels and makeup

    also, i have boobs that i can play with.....yes i touch my own boobs on the regular, even girls like boobs
    Not in SF!
  • OnMyWay2STay
    OnMyWay2STay Posts: 144 Member
    I never have to pass a casaba melon sized living creature through my urethra.

    Um, babies are delivered through the birth canal, yes? So, I don't have to do ^ this, either.


    so.. wait.. what? did i fall asleep in health class or something?

    apparently. urethra is what you pee through (male or female)
    babies come out through their mother's vagina (not the same as the urethra!)
  • OnMyWay2STay
    OnMyWay2STay Posts: 144 Member
    I can wear a thong without anyone knowing
    I can pee sitting down by choice
    I only need tampons when I have a cold or when it's raining.
    My bojangles are weather size adjustable
    My purse is called a satchel which is much cooler

    Do you know where tampons go? Because they aren't going to help you if you sneeze. What you need are Depends. Or maxi pads. Which aren't the same thing as tampons.

    Sorry, I guess I just feel it necessary to make fun of men who speak of tampons ignorantly.
  • coleyterrific
    coleyterrific Posts: 11
    When a man says "suck my ****" he's a *kitten*.

    When a woman says "suck my ****," prepare to get hit.

    Violence is the answer, folks. ;)
  • coleyterrific
    coleyterrific Posts: 11
    Haa sorry, forgot about the editing of swear words... but I'm pretty sure you knew the sentence anyway.
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    I dont' know if this has been said, but i'm glad im a girl because i LOVE shoes and fashion and makeup...and if i was a guy i would get weird looks for wearing heels and makeup

    also, i have boobs that i can play with.....yes i touch my own boobs on the regular, even girls like boobs
    Not in SF!
    what does sf mean? san fransisco?
  • messyinthekitchen
    messyinthekitchen Posts: 662 Member
    I like being a woman because..I get to wear pretty things
    I have boobs
    Sex is almost always the answer to getting what I want
    My orgasms don't stop at one
    I can spend the day getting pampered without looking gay
    I can have children
    I don't have to cut the grass or take out the trash
    Men carry heavy things for me and open the door for me
    And I can multi-task:)
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    Mechanics/contractors/repairmen don't lie to me.

    In addition to being able to lift heavy things, I can reach things high up

    I don't ever have to have to endure pregnancy and childbirth

    I automatically get paid more

    People take me seriously when discussing important topics such as beer, whiskey, cars and guns.

    I can do yardwork with no shirt and the cops don't get called (though small children do run away screaming)

    If I have sex with 5 different women in a week, I get high-fives instead of being called a slut

    I can eat around 2500 calories a day with a sedentary lifestyle and maintain a healthy BMI.
  • TexasNurseMom78
    TexasNurseMom78 Posts: 897 Member
    I can grow a person, enough said!
  • FaugHorn
    FaugHorn Posts: 1,060 Member
    I dont' know if this has been said, but i'm glad im a girl because i LOVE shoes and fashion and makeup...and if i was a guy i would get weird looks for wearing heels and makeup

    also, i have boobs that i can play with.....yes i touch my own boobs on the regular, even girls like boobs
    Not in SF!
    what does sf mean? san fransisco?

    In San Francisco men can wear heels and makeup without getting weird looks :)
This discussion has been closed.

Categories