We broke up because...
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            He paused for a whole 5 seconds when i said the L word0
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            He said the L word one too many times to me! No one likes being called "loser." 0 0
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            She wanted to pop my zits Live on YouTube for more views. She was so weird.0
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            She thought I had a zit, but that was a mole, and it hurt like #3|| when she kept trying top pop it.0
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            Whingerrrr.. .. all he did was complain0
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            It wasn't ok when i complained, but when she did...jeez0
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            He kept leaving the toilet seat up. Midnight splash downs got old really fast!0
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            He secretly didn't like bacon.... would feed it to the dog under the table.0
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            He kept eating all the bacon.0
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            Found out he sold clean urine to those on probation0
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            Knarked me out to the PO's for selling clean urine to parole's.0
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            Found out he followed the training schedule of boxer Juan Manuel Marquez and drank his own urine.0
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            He could not remember the 5 D's - Dodge, duck, dip, dive and …. Dodge.1
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            She kept throwing wrenches at my head.2
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            He was a member of Globo gym and thought he was better than me... 
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            She keeps short sheeting the bed1
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            Wouldn't tell me what the heck short sheeting the bed was0
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            Always hogging the covers0
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            Always doing Dutch ovens and he wasn't even Dutch.0
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            He bought me a mouse pad for our anniversary0
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            I gave her the most romantic mouse pad ever, and she totally disrespected it! 
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            Gave me a mouse pad which was fine but the card with it said to my love Mary.. my name is Jo  1 1
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            She was too paticular about what name I had to call her.0
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             the names she called me 🤬                        0 the names she called me 🤬                        0
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            She didn’t like SEC football...0
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            she didn't want to go lift heavy at the gym0
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            She would call her therapist crying every time we got naughty0
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            He was always staring at the clouds. I need attention too!0
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