We broke up because...
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            Cause he told me if i didn’t strike once he would break up with me.... well0
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            Horrible mood swings... laughing one minute then crying the next0
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            Apparently it was a different kind of swing that she wanted!0
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            He became irate when the Roomba ate the wrist restraints hanging below the mattress.0
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            I got mad bc he wouldn’t let me join... rather have goose down than the real thing 🤦🏻♀️1
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            She cried every night for her lost love Joey.. I couldn't take it no more
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            She said she preferred eggplant.
I still don't know why it mattered.
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            She had a sock fetish0
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            She loved catfishes0
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Do I ? 😂happimess01 wrote: »She loved catfishes
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            She wanted me to walk in her mini skirt and pumps0
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            He looked better in a miniskirt and pumps than I did
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            She had 50 different kind of breast pumps in the house0
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            Wouldn't let me use her milk for my coffee0
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            Wouldn't ever bring me coffee in the morning as he would finish it by the time he got there.0
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            She had hairy toes0
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            Was to happy all the time sooo annoying 👍🏾0
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            Too smiley0
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            Wouldn't get out of his car0
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            He never got off MfP... Even on our dates. I always had to drive because he wanted to up date on MFP. 🤷♀️1
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            The whole time together I couldn't ever get him to smile.0
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            Every time I baked a cake, it would fall. I found her opening the oven and shaking the pan while it was baking.... she had to have the most perfect cakes0
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            She always took my piece of cake0
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            We broke up because he was a killer of happiness0
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            she tried to be too much of a mamma all the time0
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            She only wore Nike everything0
 
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