Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I can't say, because I don't think it's legal and I don't want to get him in trouble :D
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Handcuffs and duct tape
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    a small copy of the three bears fairy tale in which she drew human genitalia on all the bears
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A wad of chewed up gummy bears all pressed together. She likes to pull it out and tell people she had her spleen removed, then take a big bite in front of her horrified audience.
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    Half a tennis ball. Specifically used as a cup when a cup cannot be found.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Dried noodles and a packet of water. His favorite party trick is making "pocket pasta" by mixing the ingredients and rapidly thrusting his hips to create heat friction.
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    A sliced onion. @Pandemonium_ thought everyone in the room was just having a bad day.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Dried bread crumbs. Everyone believes its for one of three uses:

    To find his way home
    for a light snack
    to feed the pigeons at the park
    The truth is, there's a fourth, much darker and nefarious purpose which her refuses to reveal
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    A duck commander whistle. The more ducks that follow, the more that will eat these bread crumbs.
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    Dried bread crumbs. Everyone believes its for one of three uses:

    To find his way home
    for a light snack
    to feed the pigeons at the park
    The truth is, there's a fourth, much darker and nefarious purpose which her refuses to reveal

    These are the types of answers my Uncle gives when we get together to play the board game Balderdash. You'd be great at that game.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A Chihuahua called Pepe
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Ketchup packages from the restaurant she just ate at.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    It's it's anything like my pocket....a broken green army man, 8 tubes of lip balm, random broken things and a sling
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    A button and a paper clip
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  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    Bifocal strap connected to straws. (Maybe he's making a nunchuck for a small creature?)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    2 barbie heads both shaved
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    A leftover fruit tingle. (Too bad it isn't a yellow one.)
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    a piece of lint from in between his toes. Its his lucky lint and he'll tell you all about it if he corners you in the breakroom at work. He can often be seen rubbing it between his fingers and muttering, "I love you lint".
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    Bellybutton lint that she plans to swap the toe lint with. Then have a good chuckle afterwards.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Ohhh, no, not falling for this again
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    theresa120 wrote: »
    Ohhh, no, not falling for this again

    That was not me. That was blotek82.

    A spoon, a fork, a knife, a spork, a spife, a knork. Any combination, you name it!
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A crumpled up jelly filled donut shell in his right pocket. All the jelly has been squeezed out into the left pocket.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    A crumpled up tissue he claims is from Al Pacino.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    A dollar bill that she claims Robert DeNiro claims he won from Al Pacino on the set of Heat.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    An old piece of bread crust that he claims Val Kilmer claims he stole from Al Pacino who stole it from Robert Dinero because it was the last ham sandwich.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    A temporary tattoo that Danny Trejo said Val Kilmer chose to be applied to Robert DeNiro for the filming when he had actually confused him with Al Pacino.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited November 2019
    DNA samples from Deniro and Pacino, which he plans on combining into one superhuman. Just dont ask how he obtained the samples.
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    A golf ball that was used in the movie Happy Gilmore. Bob Barker claimed to have had it pulled out of his mouth by Carl Weathers.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    a flash drive which he thinks contains his work documents. However, when he and Brian from the office ran into each other and dropped their stuff, he accidentally picked up Brian's flash drive which contains his homemade amateur grandma porn.

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