Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    Two drops of steak juice inside a small whiskey jar. He calls it, Essence of Medium Rare.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Six drops of skunk juice inside a small spray bottle.. it's labelled "go away"
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    a small scrap of paper with nothing written on it. Its all crumpled up though, and when she wants to feel important she will pull it out, pretend to read it, and say loudly, "Ah-ha!! Thats just what I thought!".
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    A foam finger used at sporting events turned inside out.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    An old rubber band. He claims it belonged to Rupaul, but this fact is unsubstantiated.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    A plastic thumb, for when they day is just too much. She sucks on it for relaxation.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    also a plastic relaxation tool. However, it is not a thumb. It slightly resembles one though.
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    A chart, specifically for the purpose of difficult situations. She pulls the chart out of her pocket. Throws it over her shoulder, far behind her, and yells, "Now we are in uncharted territory!"
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    A limp French fry. He likes to pull it out and give it motivational speeches during lunch break.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    A geriatric hamster named Mr. Sniffykins

    Bahahahahhaa
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    A limp French fry. He likes to pull it out and give it motivational speeches during lunch break.

    Pizza bones and a tequila worm lollipop that’s half eaten
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A pocketfull of Ms. Dash seasoning. She pulls out a pinch, throws it on her food and makes the hand motion for an explosion while looking around to gauge reactions of those nearby.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    A stick of dynamite and a box of matches
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Your phone
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Sexy_beast25 wrote: »
    Your phone

    😱how did you know ?!?

    A piece of chewed up gum and a receipt from Starbucks
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    mommabear4315 wrote: »
    Sexy_beast25 wrote: »
    Your phone

    😱how did you know ?!?

    A piece of chewed up gum and a receipt from Starbucks

    Haha i donno just guessed

    And wait theres no chewed gum but you got the starbucks receipt right.....


    Hairclips
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    A blender bottle ball and a note that says "Task 1: Find an object that uses alliteration".
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    A merkin :#:D
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,115 Member
    edited December 2019
    ;) My hand
  • TheMattyExperiment
    TheMattyExperiment Posts: 178 Member
    Miniature pocket pool o:)

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