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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She caught an episode of herself on The World's Funniest Video Show. She didn't think it was funny but I was rolling on the floor laughing.0
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He wouldnt share his winnings on Americas Funniest Videos even though I was the Star of his video! 🤨0
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She was too greedy, always trying to get my lucky charms!!0
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Lies!!! He had no charm! 🥴
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All i wanted was to hug, but she was afraid of corona0
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Because he coughed...once0
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She was a Thief! You Gotta Belief! She stole my heart and my cat!0
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Because I really wanted that cat to myself0
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She had an unhealthy attachment to a cat and my allergies couldn’t handle it.0
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I knew we were. Over when she said she was allergic to me 😟0
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She never cooked enchiladas for me. I’m done.0
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She never cook....0
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He didn’t appreciate the time and effort it took me to open him a can of spaghetti-o’s.0
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She can't boil water0
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He didn't pay the gas bill yet expected hot tea and Cup-o-noodles served at his beckon call. 🤷0
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She blame me everything!!!!!!0
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Everything was HIS fault!! 🙄0
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True.... Even Corona.....0
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He made us poor overspending on Corona Light! 🍻0
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She tried to get me to drink carona, calling it 'diet beer'.0
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He thinks Corona is good beer1
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Doesn't ever buy lime for my Corona0
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insisted that limes were better then lemons. yuck!0
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Her heart belonged to someone else
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I loved her platinum blonde hair, but one day she was a Ginger. Too weird ....feeels like I'm looking in the mirror! 😉0
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It seems like we're always breaking up for one reason or another... We'll be back together and broken up again very soon.
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she couldnt go to the salon due to the pandemic and thats when i found out she had a unibrow1
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Sad to say....I couldn't get past the unibrow and ear hair! 😖
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Our standards of beauty clashed. Unibrows and ear hair are what all the top runway models strive for on my planet just west of Orion's Belt.1
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The distance was just too far to keep traveling...0
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