We broke up because...
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He ran off with our furniture0
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I couldn’t stop checking out girls0
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Cheaterrrrr
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If I so much as said "Hello" to anyone on the telephone I was then accused of being a Cheater! 😧0
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she always smelled like the inside of a gym bag0
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he liked to rub his dirty socks into his clean armpits. Said it was like his natural musque.
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Smelly armpits .. ewww 🤭1
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She was always walking on her head. made kissing a bit difficult0
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Two Words: Beard Rash1
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I prefer Batman over Superman0
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I don't like superheros, and they couldn't get over that.0
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We just weren't right for each other..0
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She accused me of stealing her furniture.0
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My harem was full
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Coz I locked her harem forever 🤣1
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Coz she never heard my truth!0
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He kept cooking fish in the microwave, it stunk0
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Uhmmm.. not sure 🤔0
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She always wanted to eat meat!0
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He liked meat too much.. I was vegan0
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Never left me any steak0
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He never wanted to work out in gym with me0
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Her 'cooking' was take out. I like takeout, but I couldn't stand not-calling it takeout.0
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She never gave a heed to the note I placed under her book, which said what an amazing cook is she!0
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He kept taking the meat to other houses rather than ours0
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He refused to believe that the grocery was all out of meat and accused me of trying to turn him vegetarian.0
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I was a Carnivore0
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she never wanted fries, but always took mine.0
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I wanted my own fries AND his fries. He called me greedy and a pig 🐷1
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