Messages from creepers :-/

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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    How women be creeping in PMs:

    "My back really hurts today. Wish i had someone to give me a back rub."
    "I love the beach but need someone to rub sunscreen on those hard-to-reach places."
    "This creep pm'ed me saying what he was doing while looking at my pics...like eww! Although, I wouldn't be disgusted if it were you."

    Are these real life examples? Do they work?

    Lol. Are these real!? I am curious how guys get messages?

    yea, they are real for me lol
  • balanc79
    balanc79 Posts: 148 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    How women be creeping in PMs:

    "My back really hurts today. Wish i had someone to give me a back rub."
    "I love the beach but need someone to rub sunscreen on those hard-to-reach places."
    "This creep pm'ed me saying what he was doing while looking at my pics...like eww! Although, I wouldn't be disgusted if it were you."

    Are these real life examples? Do they work?

    Lol. Are these real!? I am curious how guys get messages?

    It works unfortunately because it doesn’t take much. If you’re looking for it, it’s easy to find and cultivate. Can definitely be a slippery road to go down though as far as entertaining it.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    How women be creeping in PMs:

    "My back really hurts today. Wish i had someone to give me a back rub."
    "I love the beach but need someone to rub sunscreen on those hard-to-reach places."
    "This creep pm'ed me saying what he was doing while looking at my pics...like eww! Although, I wouldn't be disgusted if it were you."

    Is this what we're supposed to do? No wonder I never get any creepy messages. :lol:

    These sound like terrible pick up lines.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    edited March 2020
    Need to up my creep game.


    Dear sir

    I have creepy muscles and sore messages. Help.
  • balanc79
    balanc79 Posts: 148 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Need to up my creep game.


    Dear sir

    I have creepy muscles and sore messages. Help.

    I’ll be right there... wait a minute. No means no. 🤣
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    How women be creeping in PMs:

    "My back really hurts today. Wish i had someone to give me a back rub."
    "I love the beach but need someone to rub sunscreen on those hard-to-reach places."
    "This creep pm'ed me saying what he was doing while looking at my pics...like eww! Although, I wouldn't be disgusted if it were you."

    Are these real life examples? Do they work?

    pretty close. If it works, it isn't what was said.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    balanc79 wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Need to up my creep game.


    Dear sir

    I have creepy muscles and sore messages. Help.

    I’ll be right there... wait a minute. No means no. 🤣

    It worked :o
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    Arm pits, though?!
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  • Gaygirl2120
    Gaygirl2120 Posts: 541 Member
    edited March 2020
    Had to delete
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Jax2120 wrote: »
    Here is a prime example. Dude got butthurt over my post. Added me and got mad when I wasn’t interested in chatting. pg0g6ivlmd9b.jpeg

    And they wonder why women don't go for "nice guys" anymore...
  • Gaygirl2120
    Gaygirl2120 Posts: 541 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Jax2120 wrote: »
    Here is a prime example. Dude got butthurt over my post. Added me and got mad when I wasn’t interested in chatting. pg0g6ivlmd9b.jpeg

    And they wonder why women don't go for "nice guys" anymore...

    Guys like this just make me more thankful that I am gay 😂
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    edited March 2020
    Still true
  • GettinLean19
    GettinLean19 Posts: 452 Member
    edited March 2020
    .
  • Gaygirl2120
    Gaygirl2120 Posts: 541 Member
    GettinLean19 wrote: »
    Ack, delete delete delete or you’ll get warned/banned

    Oh the screenshot?
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,135 Member
    Jax2120 wrote: »
    GettinLean19 wrote: »
    Ack, delete delete delete or you’ll get warned/banned

    Oh the screenshot?

    Yes
  • GettinLean19
    GettinLean19 Posts: 452 Member
    Yes
  • Gaygirl2120
    Gaygirl2120 Posts: 541 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Jax2120 wrote: »
    GettinLean19 wrote: »
    Ack, delete delete delete or you’ll get warned/banned

    Oh the screenshot?

    Yes

    I figured. But hopefully enough people saw it and will steer clear of this dude
  • Gaygirl2120
    Gaygirl2120 Posts: 541 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Jax2120 wrote: »
    Here is a prime example. Dude got butthurt over my post. Added me and got mad when I wasn’t interested in chatting. pg0g6ivlmd9b.jpeg

    And they wonder why women don't go for "nice guys" anymore...

    What constitutes this dude as a “nice guy”

    I think she was being sarcastic
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member

    I'm totally a nice guy.






    .... until the ether kicks-in.
  • MrAcavano
    MrAcavano Posts: 197 Member
    What the hell is going on on mfp?!? And where?!?! And why not me?!?! I’m married and everything but I’m starting to get a complex. What body fat percentage do I need to get a creeper?
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    MrAcavano wrote: »
    What the hell is going on on mfp?!? And where?!?! And why not me?!?! I’m married and everything but I’m starting to get a complex. What body fat percentage do I need to get a creeper?

    😘
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Jax2120 wrote: »
    Here is a prime example. Dude got butthurt over my post. Added me and got mad when I wasn’t interested in chatting.

    And they wonder why women don't go for "nice guys" anymore...

    Meh..... I like nice guys. I don't like "nice" guys.
    If he throws the phrase "nice guys finish last", I'm out.
    Self proclaimed nice guy, and butt hurt cuz "women don't like nice guys" is a red flag.

    Real nice guys don't need to announce it. It shows. And we notice.
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Jax2120 wrote: »
    Here is a prime example. Dude got butthurt over my post. Added me and got mad when I wasn’t interested in chatting.

    And they wonder why women don't go for "nice guys" anymore...

    Meh..... I like nice guys. I don't like "nice" guys.
    If he throws the phrase "nice guys finish last", I'm out.
    Self proclaimed nice guy, and butt hurt cuz "women don't like nice guys" is a red flag.

    Real nice guys don't need to announce it. It shows. And we notice.

    I just read something on Twitter earlier that kinda captures this idea. “Beware people who have to tell you who they are. A lion doesn’t have to tell you it’s a lion”

    Exactly. 😊
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,135 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Jax2120 wrote: »
    Here is a prime example. Dude got butthurt over my post. Added me and got mad when I wasn’t interested in chatting.

    And they wonder why women don't go for "nice guys" anymore...

    Meh..... I like nice guys. I don't like "nice" guys.
    If he throws the phrase "nice guys finish last", I'm out.
    Self proclaimed nice guy, and butt hurt cuz "women don't like nice guys" is a red flag.

    Real nice guys don't need to announce it. It shows. And we notice.
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Jax2120 wrote: »
    Here is a prime example. Dude got butthurt over my post. Added me and got mad when I wasn’t interested in chatting.

    And they wonder why women don't go for "nice guys" anymore...

    Meh..... I like nice guys. I don't like "nice" guys.
    If he throws the phrase "nice guys finish last", I'm out.
    Self proclaimed nice guy, and butt hurt cuz "women don't like nice guys" is a red flag.

    Real nice guys don't need to announce it. It shows. And we notice.

    I just read something on Twitter earlier that kinda captures this idea. “Beware people who have to tell you who they are. A lion doesn’t have to tell you it’s a lion”

    I read some where - ppl show you who they are BELIEVE them - words mean chit really - but I’m totally a nice guy though js 😂

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