Messages from creepers :-/

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  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    I'm here to take notes. Clearly my creepy messages aren't creepy enough. 🤷‍♀️
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    I'm here to take notes. Clearly my creepy messages aren't creepy enough. 🤷‍♀️

    You call that a sword? I’ll show you a sword.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    I'm here to take notes. Clearly my creepy messages aren't creepy enough. 🤷‍♀️

    You call that a sword? I’ll show you a sword.

    Wow, you just talk like that to every girl. I thought I was different :'(
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    I'm here to take notes. Clearly my creepy messages aren't creepy enough. 🤷‍♀️

    You call that a sword? I’ll show you a sword.

    Wow, you just talk like that to every girl. I thought I was different :'(

    “I aint done nothing wrong. You’re being ridiculous”
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    I'm here to take notes. Clearly my creepy messages aren't creepy enough. 🤷‍♀️

    You call that a sword? I’ll show you a sword.

    Wow, you just talk like that to every girl. I thought I was different :'(

    “I aint done nothing wrong. You’re being ridiculous”
    This is a clinical trial. Please report your true feelings upon reading those words
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    I'm here to take notes. Clearly my creepy messages aren't creepy enough. 🤷‍♀️

    You call that a sword? I’ll show you a sword.

    Wow, you just talk like that to every girl. I thought I was different :'(

    “I aint done nothing wrong. You’re being ridiculous”
    This is a clinical trial. Please report your true feelings upon reading those words

    Meet me in the jello pit. Bring your sword.
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    This is what I want to know: Has a creepy message ever worked? Has anyone (mostly women I would guess) ever seen such a message and said "Yes, this is what I've been waiting for. Lets go!"
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    J_NY_Z wrote: »
    This is what I want to know: Has a creepy message ever worked? Has anyone (mostly women I would guess) ever seen such a message and said "Yes, this is what I've been waiting for. Lets go!"

    How hot is he?

    Kidding
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Why is it so easy for me to be creepy to people I’m not sexually attracted to? No offense, ladies.
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,127 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Is this where we leave the creepy messages we don’t dare send? Great thread idea!

    Only until we get it shut down - What’s the over/under set at for how long it survives??

    I’ll show you over/under

    And I’ll make you twitch
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Is this where we leave the creepy messages we don’t dare send? Great thread idea!

    Only until we get it shut down - What’s the over/under set at for how long it survives??

    I’ll show you over/under

    And I’ll make you twitch

    I AM SHOCKED

    😂😂😂
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    J_NY_Z wrote: »
    This is what I want to know: Has a creepy message ever worked? Has anyone (mostly women I would guess) ever seen such a message and said "Yes, this is what I've been waiting for. Lets go!"

    How hot is he?

    Kidding


    fyp
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,127 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    I'm here to take notes. Clearly my creepy messages aren't creepy enough. 🤷‍♀️

    You call that a sword? I’ll show you a sword.

    Wow, you just talk like that to every girl. I thought I was different :'(

    “I aint done nothing wrong. You’re being ridiculous”
    This is a clinical trial. Please report your true feelings upon reading those words

    Meet me in the jello pit. Bring your sword.

    dhlhlirp42gv.gif

    Again - let’s keep classy ladies - anything goes
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    I'm here to take notes. Clearly my creepy messages aren't creepy enough. 🤷‍♀️

    You call that a sword? I’ll show you a sword.

    Wow, you just talk like that to every girl. I thought I was different :'(

    “I aint done nothing wrong. You’re being ridiculous”
    This is a clinical trial. Please report your true feelings upon reading those words

    Meet me in the jello pit. Bring your sword.

    dhlhlirp42gv.gif

    Again - let’s keep classy ladies - anything goes

    lower classy ?
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    J_NY_Z wrote: »
    This is what I want to know: Has a creepy message ever worked? Has anyone (mostly women I would guess) ever seen such a message and said "Yes, this is what I've been waiting for. Lets go!"

    How hot is he?

    Kidding


    fyp

    when you’re right, you’re right
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,127 Member
    Why is it so easy for me to be creepy to people I’m not sexually attracted to? No offense, ladies.

    No fear of rejection? Maybe ?? Being funny vs being vulnerable.. I’m just spit balling here
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    I feel like I'm not sending enough DMs now

    It’s not about sending bro - you want to receive them - that’s where it’s at - that’s when you know you’ve made it here on mfp

    oh man, that ship has sailed and sunk and soon there will be overprice tours to look at the wreckage

    😂...its no wonder why that magic pony digs you so much🙌🤗
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Why is it so easy for me to be creepy to people I’m not sexually attracted to? No offense, ladies.

    No fear of rejection? Maybe ?? Being funny vs being vulnerable.. I’m just spit balling here
    You’re right

    No stakes in the game.
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    I’ve now sent creepy messages to everyone I hope you all enjoy them and if for some reason they didn’t show up just blame this weird site

    Disappointment! I've been waiting ages for creepy messages from you and you NEVER drop me a DM... on any of your numerous accounts. :lol:

    Proof that my cat photos and creepy paintings work! No one sends me creepy DMs anymore!

    Bwhahahahaha...

    Okay lemme try again
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    I think I send more creepy vibes here in the forums then I do via dm 🙈😂

    What? You're like the least creepiest person I see on the forums. :lol:

    True dat!😉👊
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I never receive creepy messages.





    .... and that makes me both sad & angry.

    That cartoon needs to drop his burrito and take off his blouse

    "Blouse" 😂😂😂....i so ❤ u girl! 🤗
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I never receive creepy messages.





    .... and that makes me both sad & angry.

    That cartoon needs to drop his burrito and take off his blouse

    "Blouse" 😂😂😂....i so ❤ u girl! 🤗

    THANK YOU! I really felt that was an unappreciated use of language. ❤️
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Why is it so easy for me to be creepy to people I’m not sexually attracted to? No offense, ladies.

    Wooowww, :'( wow

    Baby baby you know you’re not like other girls.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    How women be creeping in PMs:

    "My back really hurts today. Wish i had someone to give me a back rub."
    "I love the beach but need someone to rub sunscreen on those hard-to-reach places."
    "This creep pm'ed me saying what he was doing while looking at my pics...like eww! Although, I wouldn't be disgusted if it were you."
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    How women be creeping in PMs:

    "My back really hurts today. Wish i had someone to give me a back rub."
    "I love the beach but need someone to rub sunscreen on those hard-to-reach places."
    "This creep pm'ed me saying what he was doing while looking at my pics...like eww! Although, I wouldn't be disgusted if it were you."

    Are these real life examples? Do they work?
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    How women be creeping in PMs:

    "My back really hurts today. Wish i had someone to give me a back rub."
    "I love the beach but need someone to rub sunscreen on those hard-to-reach places."
    "This creep pm'ed me saying what he was doing while looking at my pics...like eww! Although, I wouldn't be disgusted if it were you."

    Are these real life examples? Do they work?

    Lol. Are these real!? I am curious how guys get messages?
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    I’ve now sent creepy messages to everyone I hope you all enjoy them and if for some reason they didn’t show up just blame this weird site

    Disappointment! I've been waiting ages for creepy messages from you and you NEVER drop me a DM... on any of your numerous accounts. :lol:

    Proof that my cat photos and creepy paintings work! No one sends me creepy DMs anymore!

    Bwhahahahaha...

    Hey vanitas paintings rev my engine. What’s under that ruff?

    More ruff, duh.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    I’ve now sent creepy messages to everyone I hope you all enjoy them and if for some reason they didn’t show up just blame this weird site

    Disappointment! I've been waiting ages for creepy messages from you and you NEVER drop me a DM... on any of your numerous accounts. :lol:

    Proof that my cat photos and creepy paintings work! No one sends me creepy DMs anymore!

    Bwhahahahaha...

    Okay lemme try again

    Finally! Good to see you around, man. :heart: