Messages from creepers :-/

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  • Lilloops1985
    Lilloops1985 Posts: 134 Member
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    I stopped accepting FR when I realized I was a terrible friend, then I got the guy in a thong as a friend. Ended up deleting everybody. :/

    He sent me an FR too but I never accepted it....

    Guy in the thong?!? 🤣 seems I missed that one. Lol
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited March 2020
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Lilloops1985 wrote: »
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    I stopped accepting FR when I realized I was a terrible friend, then I got the guy in a thong as a friend. Ended up deleting everybody. :/

    He sent me an FR too but I never accepted it....

    Guy in the thong?!? 🤣 seems I missed that one. Lol

    Lucky you....😂😂😂
    Trust me....you didn’t miss a thing...

    😳Said I was sorry.. 😖

    I bought speedo after.
  • Lilloops1985
    Lilloops1985 Posts: 134 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    I think some female users here are genuinely very pretty, and I wanted to FR, but I didn't feel like I had enough reason to and then the anxiety hit in. haha
    @Lilloops1985 I want to send you a friend request in my imagination B)

    Silly. Be my friend.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Lilloops1985 wrote: »
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    I stopped accepting FR when I realized I was a terrible friend, then I got the guy in a thong as a friend. Ended up deleting everybody. :/

    He sent me an FR too but I never accepted it....

    Guy in the thong?!? 🤣 seems I missed that one. Lol

    Lucky you....😂😂😂
    Trust me....you didn’t miss a thing...

    😳Said I was sorry.. 😖

    I bought speedo after.

    Did he actually? 😂😂😂
    Didn’t get an FR after that change in status....

    Don't know. 🤷‍♂️😂
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited March 2020
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?


    ... one that isn't stained ?



    too much
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?


    ... one that isn't stained ?



    too much

    :D Stains are fine, just send it electronically.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Hired.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I think I'm pretty good at sending creepy messages. I pride myself on it. o:)

    They are wonderful ❤
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    How much?
  • XxFunctionalStrengthxX
    XxFunctionalStrengthxX Posts: 2,466 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    How much?

    From the sounds of it, he might be willing to pay to work.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.

    Are you willing to be trained?
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Hired.

    Woohoo! My first client 😘...
    I work off referrals so satisfaction is guaranteed!
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    How much?

    😂... You're still under the old plan, no worries Jo 😏
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.

    Are you willing to be trained?

    Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...

    Better? 😂
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.

    Are you willing to be trained?

    Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...

    Better? 😂

    You don't know what you asking for.. 😂
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Hired.

    Woohoo! My first client 😘...
    I work off referrals so satisfaction is guaranteed!
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    How much?

    😂... You're still under the old plan, no worries Jo 😏
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.

    Are you willing to be trained?

    Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...

    Better? 😂

    You're adorable. 😘😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.

    Are you willing to be trained?

    Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...

    Better? 😂

    You don't know what you asking for.. 😂

    Shh dad..
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.

    Are you willing to be trained?

    Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...

    Better? 😂

    You don't know what you asking for.. 😂

    Shh dad..

    🤐
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.

    Are you willing to be trained?

    Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...

    Better? 😂

    Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.

    We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.

    Are you willing to be trained?

    Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...

    Better? 😂

    Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.

    We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.

    No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
    The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...

    Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited March 2020
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.

    Are you willing to be trained?

    Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...

    Better? 😂

    Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.

    We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.

    No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
    The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...

    Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏

    zsol5f04e9so.png


    Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.

    You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?

    😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...

    But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..

    Not exactly what I meant by work space...
    What's your shoe size? 😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.

    Are you willing to be trained?

    Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...

    Better? 😂

    Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.

    We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.

    No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
    The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...

    Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏

    zsol5f04e9so.png


    Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.

    You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?

    😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...

    But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..

    Not exactly what I meant by work space...
    What's your shoe size? 😂

    Bear is a nice choice! It will suit you perfectly. :)

    There will be no line drawing. I am sorry, but once you come work for me, you will be bound. Possibly shackled and duct taped.

    I really hate bragging, but I wear a size 14 in men's. ;)
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.

    Are you willing to be trained?

    Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...

    Better? 😂

    Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.

    We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.

    No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
    The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...

    Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏

    zsol5f04e9so.png


    Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.

    You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?

    😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...

    But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..

    Not exactly what I meant by work space...
    What's your shoe size? 😂

    Jesse, I never thought I'd say this, but.. you'd be safer with me 😆

    Shhh Jo... Don't scare him off. :D
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    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.

    Are you willing to be trained?

    Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...

    Better? 😂

    Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.

    We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.

    No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
    The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...

    Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏

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    Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.

    You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?

    😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...

    But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..

    Not exactly what I meant by work space...
    What's your shoe size? 😂

    Jesse, I never thought I'd say this, but.. you'd be safer with me 😆

    It's a trap.. don't do it!! 😂

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