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Messages from creepers :-/

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  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »

    Bear is a nice choice! It will suit you perfectly. :)

    There will be no line drawing. I am sorry, but once you come work for me, you will be bound. Possibly shackled and duct taped.

    I really hate bragging, but I wear a size 14 in men's. ;)

    Well I suppose the costume does help me maintain my anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Will lunch be provided... I follow a Mediterranean diet, mostly seafood like oysters and various types of sushi, lots of Evoo ... Like a bear 🐻...

    And I'm a decent painter... 😏

  • Posts: 12,588 Member

    Jesse, I never thought I'd say this, but.. you'd be safer with me 😆

    Jo... I'm going to be like... 😂

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  • Posts: 32,857 Member

    Well I suppose the costume does help me maintain my anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Will lunch be provided... I follow a Mediterranean diet, mostly seafood like oysters and various types of sushi, lots of Evoo ... Like a bear 🐻...

    And I'm a decent painter... 😏

    Meals will be provided but I cannot guarantee your dietary preferences. Do you like Spahetti-O’s and PopTarts?

    Painter huh? I hope you’re able to cope when you’re no longer able to use your hands. 🤔

    Can you start Monday? Pay will begin at $.72 plus tips.

  • Posts: 32,857 Member

    Jo... I'm going to be like... 😂

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  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »

    Meals will be provided but I cannot guarantee your dietary preferences. Do you like Spahetti-O’s and PopTarts?

    Painter huh? I hope you’re able to cope when you’re no longer able to use your hands. 🤔

    Can you start Monday? Pay will begin at $.72 plus tips.

    Well it is definitely new experience to add to the resume 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    How generous are you on that tip? 😏...
    I have a feeling you just might be my favorite mistake 😂

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  • Posts: 32,857 Member

    Well it is definitely new experience to add to the resume 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    How generous are you on that tip? 😏...
    I have a feeling you just might be my favorite mistake 😂

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    Oh, if you’re hired permanently after the temporary employment, you’ll no longer need a resume. 😏

    Tips will depend on performance, cleanliness, and how well you can catch a frisbee.
  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »

    Oh, if you’re hired permanently after the temporary employment, you’ll no longer need a resume. 😏

    Tips will depend on performance, cleanliness, and how well you can catch a frisbee.

    Sounds like this is going to require a non-compete agreement or something... Does this mean bilateral employment is a no? 😬

    Wait... Without hands? 🙊
  • Posts: 9,723 Member
    I'm being highly entertained this a.m. :)
  • Posts: 32,857 Member

    Sounds like this is going to require a non-compete agreement or something... Does this mean bilateral employment is a no? 😬

    Wait... Without hands? 🙊

    I will expect you to be on call 24/7. Don’t worry your pretty head about the contract specifics. I’ll put something together and you just sign it. 😏

    I’m very trustworthy and nice.
  • Posts: 3,678 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »

    I will expect you to be on call 24/7. Don’t worry your pretty head about the contract specifics. I’ll put something together and you just sign it. 😏

    I’m very trustworthy and nice.

    Lmao😂😂😂...famous last words......{for one of you}....🤷😉
  • Posts: 32,857 Member

    Lmao😂😂😂...famous last words......{for one of you}....🤷😉

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  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited March 2020
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »

    I will expect you to be on call 24/7. Don’t worry your pretty head about the contract specifics. I’ll put something together and you just sign it. 😏

    I’m very trustworthy and nice.

    Oh and you're so very reassuring as well 😂...

    How long are the shifts?
    Do the hours include shower and change time?

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  • Posts: 9,883 Member

    Oh and you're so very reassuring as well 😂...

    How long are the shifts?
    Do the hours include shower and change time?

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    Good luck. 😬
    It was really nice chatting with you.
  • Posts: 32,857 Member

    Oh and you're so very reassuring as well 😂...

    How long are the shifts?
    Do the hours include shower and change time?

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    Shifts? 😂 Aren’t you cute. The naive ones make the best vict..err I mean employees! 😃

    Showers are mandatory and will be filmed.
  • Posts: 32,857 Member

    If there's an out clause, take it 😁 I got forced into marriage and I still can't get out 😂

    Oh, my sweet wife. I understand. Jealousy is normal when a new person joins the family. But don’t worry, I still love you and will give you lots of attention. 🤗😘
  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »

    Good luck. 😬
    It was really nice chatting with you.

    Don't worry... I'm going to try to get conjugal visitors worked out 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • Posts: 38,332 Member
    😂
  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »

    Shifts? 😂 Aren’t you cute. The naive ones make the best vict..err I mean employees! 😃

    Showers are mandatory and will be filmed.

    Well... Sounds like nothing new for me 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Do I get full medical?
    How do you handle "on the job injuries"?
    Can I keep my doctor?
  • Posts: 32,857 Member

    Don't worry... I'm going to try to get conjugal visitors worked out 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Sorry, but due to current situations, visitors are no longer allowed in the company.
  • Posts: 32,857 Member

    Well... Sounds like nothing new for me 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Do I get full medical?
    How do you handle "on the job injuries"?
    Can I keep my doctor?

    I have multiple over the counter medications and bandaids in various sizes.

    Please, stop worrying so much. It will all be okay. 🙂
  • Posts: 12,588 Member

    Poor Mr Muscles 😔😂

    Das me 😏😂
  • Posts: 6,286 Member
    gothchiq wrote: »
    ...who the heck is like "Aw yeah an old married woman with arthritis, imma tap that!" crazy.

    I mean...it may also have something to do with the intrigue of you being an "eldergoth" and the impeccable tats and the great overall sense of style. And some people are into married people (which is gross, imo, - if the marriage isn't open - but we all have our kinks)
  • Posts: 457 Member
    Why do people have to be so creepy on internet forums?

    What ever happened to walking past the cosmetics section at target a few dozen times and getting on with your day.
  • Posts: 4,099 Member
    Why do people have to be so creepy on internet forums?

    What ever happened to walking past the cosmetics section at target a few dozen times and getting on with your day.

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  • Posts: 3,684 Member
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  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »

    I have multiple over the counter medications and bandaids in various sizes.

    Please, stop worrying so much. It will all be okay. 🙂

    Good enough, your contract has been accepted...

    Stand by for creepy messages and trial by fire... 🔥
  • Posts: 32,857 Member

    Good enough, your contract has been accepted...

    Stand by for creepy messages and trial by fire... 🔥

    I will be patiently waiting.

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