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  • Lilloops1985
    Lilloops1985 Posts: 134 Member
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    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    I stopped accepting FR when I realized I was a terrible friend, then I got the guy in a thong as a friend. Ended up deleting everybody. :/

    He sent me an FR too but I never accepted it....

    Guy in the thong?!? 🤣 seems I missed that one. Lol
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
    edited March 2020
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    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Lilloops1985 wrote: »
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    I stopped accepting FR when I realized I was a terrible friend, then I got the guy in a thong as a friend. Ended up deleting everybody. :/

    He sent me an FR too but I never accepted it....

    Guy in the thong?!? 🤣 seems I missed that one. Lol

    Lucky you....😂😂😂
    Trust me....you didn’t miss a thing...

    😳Said I was sorry.. 😖

    I bought speedo after.
  • Lilloops1985
    Lilloops1985 Posts: 134 Member
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    1sphere wrote: »
    I think some female users here are genuinely very pretty, and I wanted to FR, but I didn't feel like I had enough reason to and then the anxiety hit in. haha
    @Lilloops1985 I want to send you a friend request in my imagination B)

    Silly. Be my friend.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Lilloops1985 wrote: »
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    I stopped accepting FR when I realized I was a terrible friend, then I got the guy in a thong as a friend. Ended up deleting everybody. :/

    He sent me an FR too but I never accepted it....

    Guy in the thong?!? 🤣 seems I missed that one. Lol

    Lucky you....😂😂😂
    Trust me....you didn’t miss a thing...

    😳Said I was sorry.. 😖

    I bought speedo after.

    Did he actually? 😂😂😂
    Didn’t get an FR after that change in status....

    Don't know. 🤷‍♂️😂
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited March 2020
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    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?


    ... one that isn't stained ?



    too much
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?


    ... one that isn't stained ?



    too much

    :D Stains are fine, just send it electronically.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Hired.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I think I'm pretty good at sending creepy messages. I pride myself on it. o:)

    They are wonderful ❤
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    How much?
  • XxFunctionalStrengthxX
    XxFunctionalStrengthxX Posts: 2,466 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    How much?

    From the sounds of it, he might be willing to pay to work.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.

    Are you willing to be trained?
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    tinak33 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Hired.

    Woohoo! My first client 😘...
    I work off referrals so satisfaction is guaranteed!
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    How much?

    😂... You're still under the old plan, no worries Jo 😏
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.

    Are you willing to be trained?

    Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...

    Better? 😂
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.

    Are you willing to be trained?

    Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...

    Better? 😂

    You don't know what you asking for.. 😂
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Hired.

    Woohoo! My first client 😘...
    I work off referrals so satisfaction is guaranteed!
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    How much?

    😂... You're still under the old plan, no worries Jo 😏
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Do you have a resume?
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...

    Who's hiring? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    CV and cover letter please.

    Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Creepy enough?

    Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.

    Are you willing to be trained?

    Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...

    Better? 😂

    You're adorable. 😘😂

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