Messages from creepers :-/

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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Sent a creepy pm the other day. Loud and proud.

    And I appreciated it very much :D

    :D
  • XxFunctionalStrengthxX
    XxFunctionalStrengthxX Posts: 2,466 Member
    edited April 2020
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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    It's not that hard really... Just end everything with an emoji 🤷🏽‍♂️... Like dis...

    "I want to stuff your tacos 😂"

    "You look like you could use a little glaze on that donut 🤷🏽‍♂️"

    "Why don't you come over and I'll *kitten* the *kitten* out of your *kitten* 😏... 🙊"

    See 🤷🏽‍♂️



    "not that hard really"🙊
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,138 Member
    It's not that hard really... Just end everything with an emoji 🤷🏽‍♂️... Like dis...

    "I want to stuff your tacos 😂"

    "You look like you could use a little glaze on that donut 🤷🏽‍♂️"

    "Why don't you come over and I'll *kitten* the *kitten* out of your *kitten* 😏... 🙊"

    See 🤷🏽‍♂️



    "not that hard really"🙊

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    It's not that hard really... Just end everything with an emoji 🤷🏽‍♂️... Like dis...

    "I want to stuff your tacos 😂"

    "You look like you could use a little glaze on that donut 🤷🏽‍♂️"

    "Why don't you come over and I'll *kitten* the *kitten* out of your *kitten* 😏... 🙊"

    See 🤷🏽‍♂️



    "not that hard really"🙊

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    You beat me to it 😆
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    It's not that hard really... Just end everything with an emoji 🤷🏽‍♂️... Like dis...

    "I want to stuff your tacos 😂"

    "You look like you could use a little glaze on that donut 🤷🏽‍♂️"

    "Why don't you come over and I'll *kitten* the *kitten* out of your *kitten* 😏... 🙊"

    See 🤷🏽‍♂️



    "not that hard really"🙊

    Everything I said and that's what stood out 😂...

    You're looking fantastic Btw 👍🏼
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,235 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    I think being a creepy is a skill mastered over time.

    If you’re really good at it - ppl just think you’re charming

    Come to think of it....you ARE really charming. Weird.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,235 Member
    It's not that hard really... Just end everything with an emoji 🤷🏽‍♂️... Like dis...

    "I want to stuff your tacos 😂"

    "You look like you could use a little glaze on that donut 🤷🏽‍♂️"

    "Why don't you come over and I'll *kitten* the *kitten* out of your *kitten* 😏... 🙊"

    See 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Omg....you ARE the master of the emoji too.
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,138 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    I think being a creepy is a skill mastered over time.

    If you’re really good at it - ppl just think you’re charming

    Come to think of it....you ARE really charming. Weird.

    Practice practice practice- Amirite ?? @Motorsheen
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    It's not that hard really... Just end everything with an emoji 🤷🏽‍♂️... Like dis...

    "I want to stuff your tacos 😂"

    "You look like you could use a little glaze on that donut 🤷🏽‍♂️"

    "Why don't you come over and I'll *kitten* the *kitten* out of your *kitten* 😏... 🙊"

    See 🤷🏽‍♂️

    And what do you think you’re doing..? Looking for new employment? 😮

    Get back in your cage! 😠
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    This thread makes me glad that the people who add me on MFP are generally cool (non CREEPY) people. Though some of y'all are hilarious. My sides hurt now.
  • that_night_in_paris
    that_night_in_paris Posts: 457 Member
    Be glad it was only a message you got from a creeper. I got a massage from one once! :confounded:
    That was one Yelp review I did not want to EVER have to write!
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    It's not that hard really... Just end everything with an emoji 🤷🏽‍♂️... Like dis...

    "I want to stuff your tacos 😂"

    "You look like you could use a little glaze on that donut 🤷🏽‍♂️"

    "Why don't you come over and I'll *kitten* the *kitten* out of your *kitten* 😏... 🙊"

    See 🤷🏽‍♂️



    "not that hard really"🙊

    Everything I said and that's what stood out 😂...

    You're looking fantastic Btw 👍🏼

    😇


    And thanks. I've not given up.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Be glad it was only a message you got from a creeper. I got a massage from one once! :confounded:
    That was one Yelp review I did not want to EVER have to write!

    Whoah. Details please.



    Dm them ;);)



    :D
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    It's not that hard really... Just end everything with an emoji 🤷🏽‍♂️... Like dis...

    "I want to stuff your tacos 😂"

    "You look like you could use a little glaze on that donut 🤷🏽‍♂️"

    "Why don't you come over and I'll *kitten* the *kitten* out of your *kitten* 😏... 🙊"

    See 🤷🏽‍♂️



    "not that hard really"🙊

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    😂
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
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    You knocked ? :smiley:
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
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    Go away dad! I’m busy 🙄
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    It's not that hard really... Just end everything with an emoji 🤷🏽‍♂️... Like dis...

    "I want to stuff your tacos 😂"

    "You look like you could use a little glaze on that donut 🤷🏽‍♂️"

    "Why don't you come over and I'll *kitten* the *kitten* out of your *kitten* 😏... 🙊"

    See 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Omg....you ARE the master of the emoji too.

    Although it's not bullet proof 😂
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited April 2020
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    It's not that hard really... Just end everything with an emoji 🤷🏽‍♂️... Like dis...

    "I want to stuff your tacos 😂"

    "You look like you could use a little glaze on that donut 🤷🏽‍♂️"

    "Why don't you come over and I'll *kitten* the *kitten* out of your *kitten* 😏... 🙊"

    See 🤷🏽‍♂️

    And what do you think you’re doing..? Looking for new employment? 😮

    Get back in your cage! 😠

    Heeyyy you...

    I thought I already charmed my way out of the cell 😂...
    We can't have lil Chews thinking I'm some kind of criminal can we? 🤷🏽‍♂️
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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,235 Member
    I love the creepers who are trying to make it look like they no creep.

    Monday: hi
    Tuesday: how are you
    Wednesday: do you workout?
    Thursday: you busy?
    Friday: 🙂

    Monday: hi


    You need some skills and creativity to get I'm my dms

    I seriously can’t take that. 🤣 And also.....
    What are your goals?
    Tell me about yourself.
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I love the creepers who are trying to make it look like they no creep.

    Monday: hi
    Tuesday: how are you
    Wednesday: do you workout?
    Thursday: you busy?
    Friday: 🙂

    Monday: hi


    You need some skills and creativity to get I'm my dms

    I seriously can’t take that. 🤣 And also.....
    What are your goals?
    Tell me about yourself.

    Maybe we could support each on our fitness journey.
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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    I love the creepers who are trying to make it look like they no creep.

    Monday: hi
    Tuesday: how are you
    Wednesday: do you workout?
    Thursday: you busy?
    Friday: 🙂

    Monday: hi


    You need some skills and creativity to get I'm my dms
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I love the creepers who are trying to make it look like they no creep.

    Monday: hi
    Tuesday: how are you
    Wednesday: do you workout?
    Thursday: you busy?
    Friday: 🙂

    Monday: hi


    You need some skills and creativity to get I'm my dms

    I seriously can’t take that. 🤣 And also.....
    What are your goals?
    Tell me about yourself.

    Maybe we could support each on our fitness journey.

    wow just wow and here i am really out here just trynna care about ya'll as a person and wanting to make sure you accomplish ur fitness goals

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  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    I love the creepers who are trying to make it look like they no creep.

    Monday: hi
    Tuesday: how are you
    Wednesday: do you workout?
    Thursday: you busy?
    Friday: 🙂

    Monday: hi


    You need some skills and creativity to get I'm my dms
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I love the creepers who are trying to make it look like they no creep.

    Monday: hi
    Tuesday: how are you
    Wednesday: do you workout?
    Thursday: you busy?
    Friday: 🙂

    Monday: hi


    You need some skills and creativity to get I'm my dms

    I seriously can’t take that. 🤣 And also.....
    What are your goals?
    Tell me about yourself.

    Maybe we could support each on our fitness journey.

    wow just wow and here i am really out here just trynna care about ya'll as a person and wanting to make sure you accomplish ur fitness goals

    ihxin5pgxn16.gif

    dees *kittens* ain't loyal