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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
You don't know what you asking for.. 😂
Shh dad..2 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
You don't know what you asking for.. 😂
Shh dad..
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.2 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏3 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?5 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂1 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂
Bear is a nice choice! It will suit you perfectly.
There will be no line drawing. I am sorry, but once you come work for me, you will be bound. Possibly shackled and duct taped.
I really hate bragging, but I wear a size 14 in men's.
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂
Jesse, I never thought I'd say this, but.. you'd be safer with me 😆7 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂
Jesse, I never thought I'd say this, but.. you'd be safer with me 😆
Shhh Jo... Don't scare him off.
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂
Jesse, I never thought I'd say this, but.. you'd be safer with me 😆
It's a trap.. don't do it!! 😂1 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂
Bear is a nice choice! It will suit you perfectly.
There will be no line drawing. I am sorry, but once you come work for me, you will be bound. Possibly shackled and duct taped.
I really hate bragging, but I wear a size 14 in men's.
Well I suppose the costume does help me maintain my anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Will lunch be provided... I follow a Mediterranean diet, mostly seafood like oysters and various types of sushi, lots of Evoo ... Like a bear 🐻...
And I'm a decent painter... 😏
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂
Jesse, I never thought I'd say this, but.. you'd be safer with me 😆
Jo... I'm going to be like... 😂
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂
Bear is a nice choice! It will suit you perfectly.
There will be no line drawing. I am sorry, but once you come work for me, you will be bound. Possibly shackled and duct taped.
I really hate bragging, but I wear a size 14 in men's.
Well I suppose the costume does help me maintain my anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Will lunch be provided... I follow a Mediterranean diet, mostly seafood like oysters and various types of sushi, lots of Evoo ... Like a bear 🐻...
And I'm a decent painter... 😏
Meals will be provided but I cannot guarantee your dietary preferences. Do you like Spahetti-O’s and PopTarts?
Painter huh? I hope you’re able to cope when you’re no longer able to use your hands. 🤔
Can you start Monday? Pay will begin at $.72 plus tips.
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂
Jesse, I never thought I'd say this, but.. you'd be safer with me 😆
Jo... I'm going to be like... 😂
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂
Bear is a nice choice! It will suit you perfectly.
There will be no line drawing. I am sorry, but once you come work for me, you will be bound. Possibly shackled and duct taped.
I really hate bragging, but I wear a size 14 in men's.
Well I suppose the costume does help me maintain my anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Will lunch be provided... I follow a Mediterranean diet, mostly seafood like oysters and various types of sushi, lots of Evoo ... Like a bear 🐻...
And I'm a decent painter... 😏
Meals will be provided but I cannot guarantee your dietary preferences. Do you like Spahetti-O’s and PopTarts?
Painter huh? I hope you’re able to cope when you’re no longer able to use your hands. 🤔
Can you start Monday? Pay will begin at $.72 plus tips.
Well it is definitely new experience to add to the resume 🤷🏽♂️...
How generous are you on that tip? 😏...
I have a feeling you just might be my favorite mistake 😂
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂
Bear is a nice choice! It will suit you perfectly.
There will be no line drawing. I am sorry, but once you come work for me, you will be bound. Possibly shackled and duct taped.
I really hate bragging, but I wear a size 14 in men's.
Well I suppose the costume does help me maintain my anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Will lunch be provided... I follow a Mediterranean diet, mostly seafood like oysters and various types of sushi, lots of Evoo ... Like a bear 🐻...
And I'm a decent painter... 😏
Meals will be provided but I cannot guarantee your dietary preferences. Do you like Spahetti-O’s and PopTarts?
Painter huh? I hope you’re able to cope when you’re no longer able to use your hands. 🤔
Can you start Monday? Pay will begin at $.72 plus tips.
Well it is definitely new experience to add to the resume 🤷🏽♂️...
How generous are you on that tip? 😏...
I have a feeling you just might be my favorite mistake 😂
Oh, if you’re hired permanently after the temporary employment, you’ll no longer need a resume. 😏
Tips will depend on performance, cleanliness, and how well you can catch a frisbee.1 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂
Bear is a nice choice! It will suit you perfectly.
There will be no line drawing. I am sorry, but once you come work for me, you will be bound. Possibly shackled and duct taped.
I really hate bragging, but I wear a size 14 in men's.
Well I suppose the costume does help me maintain my anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Will lunch be provided... I follow a Mediterranean diet, mostly seafood like oysters and various types of sushi, lots of Evoo ... Like a bear 🐻...
And I'm a decent painter... 😏
Meals will be provided but I cannot guarantee your dietary preferences. Do you like Spahetti-O’s and PopTarts?
Painter huh? I hope you’re able to cope when you’re no longer able to use your hands. 🤔
Can you start Monday? Pay will begin at $.72 plus tips.
Well it is definitely new experience to add to the resume 🤷🏽♂️...
How generous are you on that tip? 😏...
I have a feeling you just might be my favorite mistake 😂
Oh, if you’re hired permanently after the temporary employment, you’ll no longer need a resume. 😏
Tips will depend on performance, cleanliness, and how well you can catch a frisbee.
Sounds like this is going to require a non-compete agreement or something... Does this mean bilateral employment is a no? 😬
Wait... Without hands? 🙊1 -
I'm being highly entertained this a.m. 2
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂
Bear is a nice choice! It will suit you perfectly.
There will be no line drawing. I am sorry, but once you come work for me, you will be bound. Possibly shackled and duct taped.
I really hate bragging, but I wear a size 14 in men's.
Well I suppose the costume does help me maintain my anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Will lunch be provided... I follow a Mediterranean diet, mostly seafood like oysters and various types of sushi, lots of Evoo ... Like a bear 🐻...
And I'm a decent painter... 😏
Meals will be provided but I cannot guarantee your dietary preferences. Do you like Spahetti-O’s and PopTarts?
Painter huh? I hope you’re able to cope when you’re no longer able to use your hands. 🤔
Can you start Monday? Pay will begin at $.72 plus tips.
Well it is definitely new experience to add to the resume 🤷🏽♂️...
How generous are you on that tip? 😏...
I have a feeling you just might be my favorite mistake 😂
Oh, if you’re hired permanently after the temporary employment, you’ll no longer need a resume. 😏
Tips will depend on performance, cleanliness, and how well you can catch a frisbee.
Sounds like this is going to require a non-compete agreement or something... Does this mean bilateral employment is a no? 😬
Wait... Without hands? 🙊
I will expect you to be on call 24/7. Don’t worry your pretty head about the contract specifics. I’ll put something together and you just sign it. 😏
I’m very trustworthy and nice.2 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
Do you have a resume?miss_zita_2020 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Stage 5 creeper here... My new hours of operation will be Wed-Sunday 11p-7a pdt...
Who's hiring? 🤷🏽♂️
CV and cover letter please.
Yes but unfortunately no references... All past, present and future clients are guaranteed anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Let's just say my specialties include but not limited to, oiling pumps, lubing shafts and I can go all night long... 🤷🏽♂️...
Creepy enough?
Just mildly creepy. I was looking to hire someone with a little more experience.
Are you willing to be trained?
Yes... So why don't you grab your saddle and come break me like a pony... Baby 😉...
Better? 😂
Getting better. Maybe I could hire you on a temp basis.
We definitely need to work on your terminology. Baby is so 90's.
No problem... I'm a value package kind of guy...
The contract can be long, hard, and challenge to swallow... But the benefits are endless and will leave you breathless...
Speaking of benefits... What are the dimensions of of my work area, also what's the view like? 😏
Your work area will be similar to this. I'll probably drape a blanket over it so you'll be surrounded in darkness at all times except during outings. We're going to need to get you some proper attire.
You prefer bears or foxes? What size furry costume do you think you'll need?
😬... Well it's tough times out there rn for sure, and night shift can be a bear, I guess I will be too then 😂...
But the contract must remain "non-binding" 😬... I gotta draw the line somewhere..
Not exactly what I meant by work space...
What's your shoe size? 😂
Bear is a nice choice! It will suit you perfectly.
There will be no line drawing. I am sorry, but once you come work for me, you will be bound. Possibly shackled and duct taped.
I really hate bragging, but I wear a size 14 in men's.
Well I suppose the costume does help me maintain my anonymity 🤷🏽♂️...
Will lunch be provided... I follow a Mediterranean diet, mostly seafood like oysters and various types of sushi, lots of Evoo ... Like a bear 🐻...
And I'm a decent painter... 😏
Meals will be provided but I cannot guarantee your dietary preferences. Do you like Spahetti-O’s and PopTarts?
Painter huh? I hope you’re able to cope when you’re no longer able to use your hands. 🤔
Can you start Monday? Pay will begin at $.72 plus tips.
Well it is definitely new experience to add to the resume 🤷🏽♂️...
How generous are you on that tip? 😏...
I have a feeling you just might be my favorite mistake 😂
Oh, if you’re hired permanently after the temporary employment, you’ll no longer need a resume. 😏
Tips will depend on performance, cleanliness, and how well you can catch a frisbee.
Sounds like this is going to require a non-compete agreement or something... Does this mean bilateral employment is a no? 😬
Wait... Without hands? 🙊
I will expect you to be on call 24/7. Don’t worry your pretty head about the contract specifics. I’ll put something together and you just sign it. 😏
I’m very trustworthy and nice.
Lmao😂😂😂...famous last words......{for one of you}....🤷😉3
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