We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dayyumm.. he ate day and night, I couldn't afford him :D
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    Said she was going to be my sugar mama and support me
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    Her intentions were cruel
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    She wanted me to do everything, The cook does not do the dishes too......
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    She didn't believe plating take out qualified as slaving away in the kitchen..... That's hard work! :p
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
    All he ever wanted to do was work, no play...come on let's play!
  • Bananabeats
    Bananabeats Posts: 73 Member
    He wouldn't cut my toenails - with his teeth
  • Bananabeats
    Bananabeats Posts: 73 Member
    Don't you know it! 🤣🧀

    Wouldn't stop with the backseat driving.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He screamed too loud when I made him ride in the trunk. 🙄
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She thought I was hiding her, when I asked he to go get nachos for us. I would have shared them!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    The paper bag he made me wear over my head in public was one of those small lunch bags. I could barely breathe,
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her house burned down, so I offered her my couch for a spell... unfortunately, she's been living on my couch for seven years. 🥴
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    Wait? When were we together to begin with? Why did no one told me?
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    You knock someone over the head one time with a frying pan until they get amnesia, and not only do they act like they don’t know you, but the restraining order keeps you from being able to remind them of your loving relationship. 😒
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    She spoke only in 3rd person...
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    she kept saying her eyes were on her chest, then got mad when I looked.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    She was pressuring me into getting butt implants.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He got butt implants .. in the wrong cheeks :D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I caught her dipping into someone else's ketchup. :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I caught her dipping, and spitting in my captain crunch 😖
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
    She is soooo neeedy
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    Although she didn’t mind that I cut the crust off the sliced bread, it annoyed her that it was only the crust that I would eat while throwing the insides away...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He spent all day watching the wheels, totally mesmerised. I couldn't get him to do a thing :(
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She only wanted to watch Lucifer and I preferred Touched by an Angel
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    I was unable to satisfy her physical, mental and emotional needs...
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    She was very bossy!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He kept asking for his speedo back...
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Not stolen...borrowed. Accused me of stealing.
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    She took my speedo!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Don’t you hear me?? Borrowed. We broke up because he doesn’t listen. 😂

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