We broke up because...

Why did you break things off with the person who posted above you?

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BBQ was the name of her cat..

She wouldn’t let me eat her cat 😬🤐

they both scissored me out of the picture

He just didn’t fit in

She was already in love to a minion and a pole dancer 😝

FabulousFantasticFifty

She had this unhealthy obsession with Cyclops and chicks on poles 👁️🎣

We did? *Drops milk and starts crying.*

Her heart belonged to her ex ..

She thought blondes were more fun

We didn't.. she plies me with biscuits and pie daily 🤤

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

We didn't.. she plies me with biscuits and pie daily 🤤

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Ketch_22 wrote: »

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

We didn't.. she plies me with biscuits and pie daily 🤤

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Oh yeah

frontwheeldrive9999

she insisted that we become nudies, and i'm shy....

Total prude

What? 😢

frontwheeldrive9999

she kept calling me a prude and wanted to examine my daddy parts

He had daddy parts

wanted me to eat sushi off her belly like Samantha in Sex and the City

He didn't like sushi

Callousedthoughts

She rolled me in rice and tried to have me for a snack while I was sleeping

He was always sleeping...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She kept me up all night with those snores 🥴😴🙉

She tried to smother me with her pillow.

Had an annoying tiny dog

She was not a dog person

FabulousFantasticFifty

He once said that he'd never love me like he loves his dog. 😧

I bought green contacts and red lipstick. I cut my hair and dyed it like hers. I was trying to show my love and appreciation, but she said it was creepy. 😒

She only had eyes for one special man

She referred to me as a special man 🙄

I couldn’t remember her name. Lol