We broke up because...

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Angry that I didn’t like her skittle flavoured m&ms. 🤢 She dumped me for being unsupportive.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Said my moobs needed support 😪
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I caught him trying on my La Perla lingerie.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wanted to do a makeover on me
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
    Wouldn’t change socks
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She got socks fetish.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    His socks were stinky :D 🤭
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    🤐
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    🤐

    Oh come on you know they stink :D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She was always smelling other people’s socks. She’d even stop strangers in the street and ask for a whiff.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She was always smelling other people’s socks. She’d even stop strangers in the street and ask for a whiff.

    Trying to outdo Jo. Asking strangers if she can smell their feet.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He would just sniff people.. their underarms, knees, hair :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She hated my perfume
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Her favorite perfume was freesia scented :s
  • Neil7905
    Neil7905 Posts: 277 Member
    Her penis was an issue 🤣😂
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    😳
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She made all sorts of faces at my parts. Most of them, not good. Her faces!!!! Not my parts. 😉
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    She owned too many cats
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She wouldn’t let me keep my favorite Cat.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Her real name is Carol B. 😬
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Because I didn’t understand his Carol B reference 🤔
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She didn’t get my passion for Tiger King.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited May 2020
    She wanted me dead/gone.. like Baskins husband. 😬
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    All he talked about was Baskins. All day, everyday.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited May 2020
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    All he talked about was Baskins. All day, everyday.


    She doesn't like Baskin-robbins either.. 😖
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    It’s true. I said ice cream was gross and he had a breakdown. I think he’ll stop crying at some point.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Among other things .. too picky with food.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He refused to bring me tacos.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She didn’t like how I built her tacos so I gave up trying to please her.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    All she does.. building tacos for doll.. not for me.. 😔

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