We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,329 Member
    All she does was dance the hokey pokey .. 24/7
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,575 Member
    Didn’t appreciate my moving and grooving.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,329 Member
    Always moving and grooving.. can't sit for a conversation.. annoying 😖
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    We could never walk and talk; he always had to sit when speaking. Terrible multi-tasking... ;)
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,855 Member
    She always wanted to come along on my walks. Told her over and over that was peaceful, me time.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,329 Member
    Was minding my own business.. she thought I was the stalker. She peppers me.. WTH.. 🤬
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,855 Member
    He started getting too creepy. Peeking in my bedroom window and following me on walks was one thing, but then he started mailing me his socks with love notes written on them.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She donated my sock puppets to the Goodwill
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She had sock puppets of the regular mfp posters. Made them kiss
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Didn't approve of my Matchmaking abilities
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She dropped a tree on me :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She didn't like me talking about my family tree.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Her family tree had notations beside each. Most said "brother/cousin" or "Father/Uncle". The branches were so tangled I couldnt understand it.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was an only child...... very spoiled, didn't want to share me with my huge family.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Kept telling me I tasted..."off".
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Needed to lay off the garlic & onions once in awhile 😖🥴
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,855 Member
    He tasted a bit like sour milk mixed with ketchup. It was gross.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her family is wayyyyyy too close :#:D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,855 Member
    Her and I were wayyyyy too close. I needed space.
  • KittyPryde2
    KittyPryde2 Posts: 38 Member
    He wouldn't read Harry Potter because it was "for babies" but Twilight was his favorite books.

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