We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Her family is wayyyyyy too close :#:D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Her and I were wayyyyy too close. I needed space.
  • KittyPryde2
    KittyPryde2 Posts: 38 Member
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    He wouldn't read Harry Potter because it was "for babies" but Twilight was his favorite books.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Wouldnt watch the porn Harry Pucker and the Sorcerors Bone with me
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Played senantucal games regarding the superiority of the above mentioned film, and "Phil shows off his bone"
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    I had to stop and open my thesaurus when she talked dirty to me
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    He was always consulting reference materials during sexy time.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    We did? :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    The positions she wanted was like trying to figure out an ikea instruction manual
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He broke his pelvis during sexy time.. sheesh, no stamina
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    He always held the manual the wrong direction and put screws where they didn’t belong!! 😳
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She didnt like being upside down, suspended by ropes
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Masyn88 wrote: »
    Played senantucal games regarding the superiority of the above mentioned film, and "Phil shows off his bone"

    *semantically- how embarrassing

    His ropes were too rough - are you TRYING to dock a ship?
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Kept blowing an airhorn, trying to guide me to the correct spot
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Didn’t know how to dock his ship. 😐
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Complained that I was trying to enter the back port
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Only drank Porte
    Too stuffy for me
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Introduced me as her "consort"
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Only ever went down on his knee.. and sometimes my hand
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Never went down

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