We broke up because...
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I thought she wanted me to share my booty before marriage0
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Shared his booty with everybody..0
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Her body was a temple, and I couldn't respect that0
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she didnt like me eating all her fries0
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He was always checking himself out in the mirror like a pet parakeet...
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became jealous on my reflection0
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Thought he was Narcissus.0
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She was more Dorian Grey than narcissus. wait...0
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Started calling me Lena and kept asking why I was walking through Mississippi.0
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Didn't think it was kool that I could spell Mississippi in 1.04 seconds - IVE BEEN PRACTICING SIBCE GRADE ONE!!!0
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made fun the fact that I had to say "Wed-nes-day" to spell Wednesday0
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Pronounced the P in raspberries, the R in February, the L in almond and other equally atrocious and nigh on unspeakable linguistic acts0
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she wasn't into creating our own lingo0
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Spoke in klingon constantly. It is not a sexy language for the bedroom...or the kitchen counter...or the living room floor...or the back deck, or...0
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Its sexy if you want to win the WAR!!!
We broke up because he disagreed with my views on intergalactic violence.
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Any time I said intergalactic, she broke into Intergalactic Planetary and did the robot0
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stepped over other's comments0
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Thought my seizures were random, spastic dance sessions.0
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Couldn't keep up with my long strides.0
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