We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He got his cardio with every neighbour in our block. :o
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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    The neighbors had better stuff so I moved in with them instead.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She was obsessed with Mr Rogers. Wore cardigans and sang “Won’t you be my neighbour” to strangers then moved in when they sang along!! 😳
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She won't sing the Barney song. 😤
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Nope.. I won't let him.. :D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Preferred “this is the song that never ends”
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    edited June 2020
    Don't know.. you just your hand in somebodys pocket.. 😳

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I prefer a little fight in my lover... :D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She always fought me just so we could make up. 🙄
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Got mad when I ate all the pudding and we couldn’t fight anymore.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Refused to move onto jello...even the sugar free kind.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Switched to habanero mustard when the pudding ran out
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I found a pudding covered lady in our closet 😠
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I ran off with the pudding lady because I needed a snack.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She wanted to taste test all the ladies in our Pilates class 😧
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She fed me nothing but rice cakes and water then got mad when I licked cake crumbs off ladies’ faces.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She kept licking my face, which I was ok with.. but she had a rough tongue, it was like sandpaper :D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Didn’t like it when my tongue tickled her ...uhh... face.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She licks every person she see in public 😳
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Nope, he's tied up in the basement, he ain't going nowhere
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Can't . Shackled in her basement.. HELP!! SOS..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Can't . Shackled in her basement.. HELP!! SOS..

    stop struggling.. I promise the basement it a place you'll want to stay >:)
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She kept telling me “no snuggling.” That doesn’t fly in my world.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She never listened to me.. I said struggling, not snuggling.. Snuggling is necessary :p
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    What did you say, darling??? Heh?
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    edited June 2020
    Had to yell a lot just to talk her . She doesn't listen
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Still together .. even though he cries about it and wants to leave.. I won't let him.. :D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    edited June 2020
    She plays the cries of fully grown men as lullabies at night. 😳
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She's becoming like Jo..but use dungeon instead. 😳

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