We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    He said I had moobs!! 😳
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I caught her playing with her moobs, well they were actually the neighbours moobs😲
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She didn’t believe me when I said I was measuring him from his “bro-bra”
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I found out that she was giving my pretty brassiers away to her "Friend"
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Used quotation “marks” on all the “important” words. “Annoying!”
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She didn't use the correct punctuation 🧐
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She was a stickler for the rules. I once used two spaces after a period and didn’t stop hearing about it for weeks!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She didn’t put a period at the end of her sentences. Even when speaking. There was never a pause.
  • IWILLLOSE40kg2020
    IWILLLOSE40kg2020 Posts: 298 Member
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    She always made out her periods were so bad but when I went to buy flowers and chocolates I overheard her and she's was faking it
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    she seemed to snap at me for no reason, then snapped more when I asked what I did.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    He snapped his fingers and said everything in song. "IIiiiiii have to go POOOOOOOOoooo". Ugh.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Threw rocks at me whenever I sang.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Lived off her small allowance, she could never afford to buy me anything pretty
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,255 Member
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    She never bought me anything pretty.
  • jfoley4676
    jfoley4676 Posts: 35 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Threw rocks at me whenever I sang.

    Sang gangdum style at my dad's funeral.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    His Dad had a "funeral" about once every three months. I think they did it for the free food everyone brought
  • jfoley4676
    jfoley4676 Posts: 35 Member
    edited June 2020
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    Asked my sister about what she saw in her husband.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    His Sister was twisted
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    I caught her playing Twister with my best friend. Naked. 😢
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    she never wanted to play twister

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