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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    lx1x wrote: »
    She kicked me to the curb

    😠 wrong answer 😤
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    She kicked me to the curb

    😠 wrong answer 😤

    Oh what was it then? 🤔😆
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    lx1x wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    She kicked me to the curb

    😠 wrong answer 😤

    Oh what was it then? 🤔😆

    We didn't 😏
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She refused to break up with anyone but me! 😭
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Such a sook, cried about everything. She even cried when her tissue tore 🙄
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She was too insensitive. She shredded all the tissues in the house because she thought it was funny.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    I wouldn’t let her rot her teeth out. They are such lovely teeth. But she would not give up her love affair with sugar.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    My name is sugar and it was my love affair with PD that she couldn't accept :(
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    We didn’t. I tried, but my love affair with Sugar is just too strong.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was a Three Timer! 😟
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Said she wanted to play "The Three Bears". Then invited two other guys over.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    I refused to call him Goldilocks. Even with the wig and dress on, I just couldn't do it. I knew he wasn't a natural blonde.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Told me my carpets didnt match my drapes
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Washed his drapes but not his carpet.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    She said she loved me, but actually she was just trying to steal my PD shrine
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    He always knew what I was up to before I even knew. Ohhh look, a shrine! I must have it!!
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
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    I got too busy to come in and comment in here.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He was too busy for me :(
  • joe_k030
    joe_k030 Posts: 545 Member
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    She only had time for me ...
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 39,350 Member
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    He threw me to the curb and went off with ALL the MFP women

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