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Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...
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Getting down on all fours and yelling something about being a mechanical bull
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Won't share her quarters for the bull1
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Upset that her cocktail was made with well vodka rather than the Tito's she requested.0
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So smashed shes pulling chewing gum from the bottom of tables and chewing it on 2 dollar dares0
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it's not clear but he keeps asking me for gum0
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Taking everyone’s drinks and throwing the glasses across the room.0
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Giving everyone snooty looks and loudly saying "I dont drink, its not keto"0
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Complaining about the music being too loud.0
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In the bathroom trying to bathe in the sink.0
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I think she's peeing in the pot plant..
someone call a cab PD has had enough 0 -
Unbuttoning one more button on her shirt to get a free drink.0
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Eyeballing my cleavage and buying me another drink
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Buttoning at least one button on her shirt before she gets arrested0
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Unbuttonng his short to show off his new gold chains and hairy chest0
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Cooking bratwurst on a george foreman grill in the back. No way shes paying 8 dollars for a bar hotdog0
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telling the ladies about the time he cooked his foot on a George Foreman grill0
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Asking everyone if he can take pictures of their feet.0
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Side eyeing everyone lol0
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She's grabbed me and we left0
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Gone apparently. 🤣0
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Behind the bar calibrating the soda gun.0
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starting a bar tab for all the mfp peeps. So generous.0
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He thinks we're all going to pay his bar tab 🤨0
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Convincing me to pay hers.0
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Doesn't realize with the VIP membership it includes monthly drinks0
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Telling me how it is.0
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Busy being ordered around by @Ketch_220
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Needing someone to hold her hair back0
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Spiking my drinks because she knows I don’t drink. 😮😠0
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