Super Powers

I'd like the ability to steal everyone else's super powers

shapeshifter

get any person to give me strong eye contact with a smile whenever I want

I'd have the ability to sing the brown note.

I am...a fire truck!

I'd be able to find any book in the library without having to check the catalog and my name would be "Library Man"

I'd summon possums but I couldn't control them, beyond just making them show up in my general area

I'd be able to bend plastic with my mind

I could insert myself into people's nightmares

I'd learn when to quit

I'd use it right now