What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?
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Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
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brustmannzwei wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
Maybe i’m a woman of low standards but i’m struggling to find things i don’t like here, what am i missing2 -
brustmannzwei wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
Maybe i’m a woman of low standards but i’m struggling to find things i don’t like here, what am i missing
Imma get back to work but do you notice how the clothing on the sensual one looks almost like a whale tale and the others look like either her *kitten* exploded and the clothing prevented the blast from harming the people behind her or her *kitten* imploded and her clothing prevented the suction from sucking anyone behind her from being sucked in?3 -
I think the purpose of the "crunch" thing is to give you the illusion of a Instagram models butt..methinks. I'm probably wrong. And drunk. Oh well.5
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brustmannzwei wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
Maybe i’m a woman of low standards but i’m struggling to find things i don’t like here, what am i missing
The third one made me think of it um.. As a extended *kitten*. I'm I getting written up for *kitten*?1 -
brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
Maybe i’m a woman of low standards but i’m struggling to find things i don’t like here, what am i missing
Imma get back to work but do you notice how the clothing on the sensual one looks almost like a whale tale and the others look like either her *kitten* exploded and the clothing prevented the blast from harming the people behind her or her *kitten* imploded and her clothing prevented the suction from sucking anyone behind her from being sucked in?
😂😂😂😂😂 you worded this way better1 -
brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
Maybe i’m a woman of low standards but i’m struggling to find things i don’t like here, what am i missing
Imma get back to work but do you notice how the clothing on the sensual one looks almost like a whale tale and the others look like either her *kitten* exploded and the clothing prevented the blast from harming the people behind her or her *kitten* imploded and her clothing prevented the suction from sucking anyone behind her from being sucked in?
I better study them some more just to be safe1 -
brustmannzwei wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
It looks like her *kitten* is sucking in the pants 😂🤣3 -
Well, I just saw some cute *kitten* with varying "unattractive" pants on them4
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Hey, it's my weakness, not yours. You want to wear some chinesium britches that look unattractive have at it.
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I have no weakness
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Definitely shoulders0
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A woman who knows what she wants...3
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
It looks like her *kitten* is sucking in the pants 😂🤣
I'm getting me some of those 😂
Pics please 😍2 -
eatpolerepeat wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
It looks like her *kitten* is sucking in the pants 😂🤣
I'm getting me some of those 😂
Pics please 😍
Ok, just for you, please don't sell these ones on 😒
Oi, only me1 -
When she gets giddy over being called a little fatty1
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when she knows that i know but doesn't fight when i annoy her anyway
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Usually my sense of humor comes from a lack of intellect, and my intelligence comes from a lack humor 🤷🏽♂️...1
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