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  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    Ahh the paradox of losing your glasses.. you can’t find them without your glasses. Like losing a flashlight

    Or cell phone

    Or bloodhou- seriously, is everything harder to find if you lose it?

    Ok well now i just look like a dolt

    It's endearing, and to answer your question--yes
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    Ahh the paradox of losing your glasses.. you can’t find them without your glasses. Like losing a flashlight

    Or cell phone

    Or bloodhou- seriously, is everything harder to find if you lose it?

    Not if you remember where you last left it. Seriously, isn't that one of the dumbest questions people ask when you're looking for something..... Where'd you last have it? If I knew......
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    Ahh the paradox of losing your glasses.. you can’t find them without your glasses. Like losing a flashlight

    Or cell phone

    Or bloodhou- seriously, is everything harder to find if you lose it?

    Not if you remember where you last left it. Seriously, isn't that one of the dumbest questions people ask when you're looking for something..... Where'd you last have it? If I knew......

    Kinda like when people say they found something in the last place they looked

    I mean

    Yes, i see why you stopped looking

    I actually say it all the time tbh
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    fstrickl wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.

    They'll turn up, or they won't. Either way, I'm walking away from this scenario as a changed man
  • genetix71
    genetix71 Posts: 44 Member
    Beer and icecream ;-)
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    fstrickl wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.
    fstrickl wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.

    They'll turn up, or they won't. Either way, I'm walking away from this scenario as a changed man

    this why you gotta only buy the cheap ones off Zenni every year.
    then store the old glasses at different places in case you ever need them. eventually you'll have like a bunch of spares cached all over the place. like in the truck, the emergency bag, the computer desk, that emergency storage building you rent across town that nobody knows about, the junk drawer, the desk at work.
    in the land of the blind the man with multiple pairs of $11.95 glasses from Zenni is king.

    I just found them

    did you have them pulled up and resting on top of your head the whole time? you did didn't you

    its okay it happens to all of us
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    fstrickl wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.
    fstrickl wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.

    They'll turn up, or they won't. Either way, I'm walking away from this scenario as a changed man

    this why you gotta only buy the cheap ones off Zenni every year.
    then store the old glasses at different places in case you ever need them. eventually you'll have like a bunch of spares cached all over the place. like in the truck, the emergency bag, the computer desk, that emergency storage building you rent across town that nobody knows about, the junk drawer, the desk at work.
    in the land of the blind the man with multiple pairs of $11.95 glasses from Zenni is king.

    I just found them

    did you have them pulled up and resting on top of your head the whole time? you did didn't you

    its okay it happens to all of us

    No but they were next to me the whole time

    There's a *chance* I didn't look for them as hard as I could have, but I also didn't have to drive very far so it all worked out
  • MiNinaLisa
    MiNinaLisa Posts: 648 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    fstrickl wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.
    fstrickl wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.

    They'll turn up, or they won't. Either way, I'm walking away from this scenario as a changed man

    this why you gotta only buy the cheap ones off Zenni every year.
    then store the old glasses at different places in case you ever need them. eventually you'll have like a bunch of spares cached all over the place. like in the truck, the emergency bag, the computer desk, that emergency storage building you rent across town that nobody knows about, the junk drawer, the desk at work.
    in the land of the blind the man with multiple pairs of $11.95 glasses from Zenni is king.

    I just found them

    did you have them pulled up and resting on top of your head the whole time? you did didn't you

    its okay it happens to all of us

    No but they were next to me the whole time

    There's a *chance* I didn't look for them as hard as I could have, but I also didn't have to drive very far so it all worked out

    Mr Magoo ;)
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    fstrickl wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.
    fstrickl wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.

    They'll turn up, or they won't. Either way, I'm walking away from this scenario as a changed man

    this why you gotta only buy the cheap ones off Zenni every year.
    then store the old glasses at different places in case you ever need them. eventually you'll have like a bunch of spares cached all over the place. like in the truck, the emergency bag, the computer desk, that emergency storage building you rent across town that nobody knows about, the junk drawer, the desk at work.
    in the land of the blind the man with multiple pairs of $11.95 glasses from Zenni is king.

    I have often dabbled but never purchased. My prescription is so high though that I'm looking at $30 minimum. What a rip off (kidding!). In the wise words of Matt and Kim "one day I'll see without these frames" but that day is not today. . . (actually probably never ever, laser eye freaks me out)


  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    MiNinaLisa wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    fstrickl wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.
    fstrickl wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.

    They'll turn up, or they won't. Either way, I'm walking away from this scenario as a changed man

    this why you gotta only buy the cheap ones off Zenni every year.
    then store the old glasses at different places in case you ever need them. eventually you'll have like a bunch of spares cached all over the place. like in the truck, the emergency bag, the computer desk, that emergency storage building you rent across town that nobody knows about, the junk drawer, the desk at work.
    in the land of the blind the man with multiple pairs of $11.95 glasses from Zenni is king.

    I just found them

    did you have them pulled up and resting on top of your head the whole time? you did didn't you

    its okay it happens to all of us

    No but they were next to me the whole time

    There's a *chance* I didn't look for them as hard as I could have, but I also didn't have to drive very far so it all worked out

    Mr Magoo ;)

    If I caused any chaos, I sure didn't see it :D
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    fstrickl wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.
    fstrickl wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.

    They'll turn up, or they won't. Either way, I'm walking away from this scenario as a changed man

    this why you gotta only buy the cheap ones off Zenni every year.
    then store the old glasses at different places in case you ever need them. eventually you'll have like a bunch of spares cached all over the place. like in the truck, the emergency bag, the computer desk, that emergency storage building you rent across town that nobody knows about, the junk drawer, the desk at work.
    in the land of the blind the man with multiple pairs of $11.95 glasses from Zenni is king.

    I just found them

    did you have them pulled up and resting on top of your head the whole time? you did didn't you

    its okay it happens to all of us

    No but they were next to me the whole time

    There's a *chance* I didn't look for them as hard as I could have, but I also didn't have to drive very far so it all worked out

    Oh my god, you can drive without your glasses? Do you even need them?! 😜
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    fstrickl wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    fstrickl wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.
    fstrickl wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.

    They'll turn up, or they won't. Either way, I'm walking away from this scenario as a changed man

    this why you gotta only buy the cheap ones off Zenni every year.
    then store the old glasses at different places in case you ever need them. eventually you'll have like a bunch of spares cached all over the place. like in the truck, the emergency bag, the computer desk, that emergency storage building you rent across town that nobody knows about, the junk drawer, the desk at work.
    in the land of the blind the man with multiple pairs of $11.95 glasses from Zenni is king.

    I just found them

    did you have them pulled up and resting on top of your head the whole time? you did didn't you

    its okay it happens to all of us

    No but they were next to me the whole time

    There's a *chance* I didn't look for them as hard as I could have, but I also didn't have to drive very far so it all worked out

    Oh my god, you can drive without your glasses? Do you even need them?! 😜

    You might be amazed at the things I can do without other things...!

    But yeah, my vision's bad but not TERRIBLE. I can see most things sans details without my glasses.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    fstrickl wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.

    That's because people who wear glasses are 🔥😍... 😏
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    arko2226 wrote: »
    My sweet 16 year old dog passed away Friday morning. I'm heartbroken, can't stop the tears. This morning was so odd without our routine, here are the tears again. My head and my heart hurt so bad.

    Im so sorry for your loss :(
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    fstrickl wrote: »
    I can't find my glasses so I guess this is just who I am now

    When in this situation I often think of how screwed I would have been in hunter/gathering times. Then I wonder how humans have outsmarted natural selection (in this context) cause anecdotally it seems most people wear glasses...and shouldn’t have natural selection breed those with bad eyes out (can’t run from a cougar if you can’t see it! You’re dead!) ? But here I am with my poor eyesight surviving and thriving.

    Thanks for entering my brain briefly. Hope you find your glasses.

    That's because people who wear glasses are 🔥😍... 😏

    **quickly changes profile pic to one where she’s wearing glasses**
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    My MRI tomorrow. Here's to having scanxiety for the next 2 weeks or so until I get my results.

    fingers crossed for u 🌼✨💫♥️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    My MRI tomorrow. Here's to having scanxiety for the next 2 weeks or so until I get my results.

    the wait is awful, I hope it goes well 🤗🤞
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    My MRI tomorrow. Here's to having scanxiety for the next 2 weeks or so until I get my results.

    the wait is awful, I hope it goes well 🤗🤞

    It's the worst!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    My MRI tomorrow. Here's to having scanxiety for the next 2 weeks or so until I get my results.

    the wait is awful, I hope it goes well 🤗🤞

    It's the worst!

    Absolutely the very worst 😔
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    cdubks88 wrote: »
    My dad.

    Had to admit him to the hospital again post-op. Post-release transition plan is to be a skilled nursing facility.

    He doesn't know yet and it will be a struggle for him to accept with his dementia.

    One of the hardest things to do knowing the transition will end up likely in permanent residency for his own good.

    Hate the thought of him ever feeling alone and the restrictions these facilities are putting on visitation is only going to make that worse.

    So sorry C.
    We went through it with my dad.
    There is nothing that makes it easier, I’m sorry. :(
  • inkstain58
    inkstain58 Posts: 2 Member
    I'm on a 14 day streak, says this app, but I haven't lost any weight. I never really eat as much as I'm supposed to, either. I think menopause did me in.
  • MiNinaLisa
    MiNinaLisa Posts: 648 Member
    cdubks88 wrote: »
    My dad.

    Had to admit him to the hospital again post-op. Post-release transition plan is to be a skilled nursing facility.

    He doesn't know yet and it will be a struggle for him to accept with his dementia.

    One of the hardest things to do knowing the transition will end up likely in permanent residency for his own good.

    Hate the thought of him ever feeling alone and the restrictions these facilities are putting on visitation is only going to make that worse.

    so sorry to hear Chris.....
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Someone just deleted me on Facebook. She posted a picture of her and her boyfriend with a Snapchat filter and I thought it was a joke so I laughed and said her boyfriend made a pretty girl 😒 Why do I always have to make things awkward 🤦‍♀️

    If that’s all it took,
    I think you're better off. 😊