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  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    ladies/men-

    you're in the car driving with your bae on a nice saturday evening. maybe down to the local sonic to get an ice cream cone or something. its been a good day. you've got your bluetooth connected to the stereo and your music on shuffle. one of your favorite tracks comes on and you turn it up a notch.

    bae leans over and turns the volume back down and says "ugh i hate that stupid song"

    wyd?

    Well this depends....who's driving? Driver gets dibs on music choice sooooo.... if he's driving and he's letting you listen to your music, you've found the perfect man 💍 nah, kidding that's not marriage worthy. Maybe getting laid in the car worthy 🤷‍♀️

    I think I took this question to another level. Oh well....
  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
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    _sw33tp3a_11 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    ladies/men-

    you're in the car driving with your bae on a nice saturday evening. maybe down to the local sonic to get an ice cream cone or something. its been a good day. you've got your bluetooth connected to the stereo and your music on shuffle. one of your favorite tracks comes on and you turn it up a notch.

    bae leans over and turns the volume back down and says "ugh i hate that stupid song"

    wyd?

    Well this depends....who's driving? Driver gets dibs on music choice sooooo.... if he's driving and he's letting you listen to your music, you've found the perfect man 💍 nah, kidding that's not marriage worthy. Maybe getting laid in the car worthy 🤷‍♀️

    I think I took this question to another level. Oh well....

    You may be overestimating what it takes for many men to engage in getting laid a car.

    “So, wanna...?” Is less time consuming and equally if not more effective.
  • hawkeye45_
    hawkeye45_ Posts: 812 Member
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    What's your favorite humorous term for genitalia?
  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
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    hawkeye45_ wrote: »
    What's your favorite humorous term for genitalia?

    Bewbs
    Chesticles
    Twig ‘n berries
    Vertical smile
    Vlad the impalier
    Dick and the two amigos
    Me eye opener
    ...

    I could go on and on...
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    hawkeye45_ wrote: »
    What's your favorite humorous term for genitalia?
    • Tallywacker
    • Bait n' Tackle
    • Beeeewwwbs
    • Bazoombas
    • Man Eater

  • JessBbody
    JessBbody Posts: 523 Member
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    hawkeye45_ wrote: »
    What's your favorite humorous term for genitalia?

    The word schlong came to mind immediately. Not because it's my favorite but because it gives the impression of something I would never want to go near.

  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
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    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    hawkeye45_ wrote: »
    What's your favorite humorous term for genitalia?

    *kitten*
    *kitten* *kitten*

    Ahhhh, I see what’s going on here.

    Get us to help the developers improve the “kitten” filter.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    hawkeye45_ wrote: »
    What's your favorite humorous term for genitalia?

    genitalia is nothing to clown about
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
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    CacoEther wrote: »
    hawkeye45_ wrote: »
    What's your favorite humorous term for genitalia?

    9vrjzrj5h0up.gif

    was my thought too... talk about a slippery slope.
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,538 Member
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  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,365 Member
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    hawkeye45_ wrote: »
    What's your favorite humorous term for genitalia?

    Trouser snake
  • AlexandraFindsHerself1971
    AlexandraFindsHerself1971 Posts: 3,106 Member
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    Say you have a home improvement project that you want done and your significant other has all of the experience, tools, and equipment to get it done by themselves. Do you prefer them to do it all by themselves sooner, or would you rather wait until you both have a day off and get it done together?

    It depends on how full our schedule is. We enjoy doing stuff as a family, but if our schedule is full, I'd sooner they went ahead and just handled it themselves while I'm handling something else, and that way we get more done.
  • CupcakeCrusoe
    CupcakeCrusoe Posts: 1,361 Member
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    hawkeye45_ wrote: »
    What's your favorite humorous term for genitalia?

    Sweater puppies
    shlong

    Note: I would never use either of these terms out loud irl
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
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    CupcakeCrusoe wrote: »
    hawkeye45_ wrote: »
    What's your favorite humorous term for genitalia?

    Sweater puppies
    shlong

    Note: I would never use either of these terms out loud irl

    Sweater puppies?! 🤔

    (Me after a couple of seconds...) 💡"Oh, she means bewbs?!"

    Listen, it's the "w" being randomly added that gets me laughing every time.

    I have no humourous pet names for genitalia because [insert an innuendo-laden reference to humane treatment of pets here].

    ^^ Just woke up so this is the best I can offer rn
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,538 Member
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    When Jeremy Clarkson talks about testicles he refers to them as "his plums".
  • hawkeye45_
    hawkeye45_ Posts: 812 Member
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    Mine rhymes with "drum gun"
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    brustmandrei wrote: »
    ^ nope.

    Ahh, kale no. When the trust is gone there ain't nothin' left.
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    edited October 2020
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    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Guys and girls

    Is it ok to tell your boyfriend/girlfriend your friends private stuff?

    If someone has the vulnerability to come to you and confine in you, then no. I never understood people who felt the need to share others people's private things. I respect people's privacy and I'd hope others respect mine. The ones that have not, I no longer tell them anything. Its just a moral stand in my opinion but honestly, if I feel someone needs help or is in harms way I'd probably seek advice from my partner but say as little as possible.

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