i metaphorically burned down everything these past couple weeks but not really bc bonfires are “illegal” (dumb) so just gave away everything on garage sale sites and craigslist bc all my furniture started looking different like just too much memory
anyways its been a lot of work like constant projects and my friends are like “youre so productive! 💛” and what do i say? like “thanks, it’s mental illness and guilt ”
also i assume dave is code for something maybe weapon or mistress or secret candy stash
You’ve never heard the skit?? Surely you jest ??
oh yes haha now i remember my “friend” told me about it when we were having one of our many conversations referencing pop culture and foods we enjoy just like other humans
also i assume dave is code for something maybe weapon or mistress or secret candy stash
You’ve never heard the skit?? Surely you jest ??
oh yes haha now i remember my “friend” told me about it when we were having one of our many conversations referencing pop culture and foods we enjoy just like other humans
Sometimes you’re a little too clever for me - and I can’t read you so well - so ima just drop this in here for good measure
also i assume dave is code for something maybe weapon or mistress or secret candy stash
You’ve never heard the skit?? Surely you jest ??
oh yes haha now i remember my “friend” told me about it when we were having one of our many conversations referencing pop culture and foods we enjoy just like other humans
Sometimes you’re a little too clever for me - and I can’t read you so well - so ima just drop this in here for good measure
no i never seen this before 💛 i’m so happy to understand tbh, most of the innuendo *kitten* on here goes right over me for real
also i assume dave is code for something maybe weapon or mistress or secret candy stash
You’ve never heard the skit?? Surely you jest ??
oh yes haha now i remember my “friend” told me about it when we were having one of our many conversations referencing pop culture and foods we enjoy just like other humans
Sometimes you’re a little too clever for me - and I can’t read you so well - so ima just drop this in here for good measure
also i assume dave is code for something maybe weapon or mistress or secret candy stash
You’ve never heard the skit?? Surely you jest ??
oh yes haha now i remember my “friend” told me about it when we were having one of our many conversations referencing pop culture and foods we enjoy just like other humans
Sometimes you’re a little too clever for me - and I can’t read you so well - so ima just drop this in here for good measure
also i assume dave is code for something maybe weapon or mistress or secret candy stash
You’ve never heard the skit?? Surely you jest ??
oh yes haha now i remember my “friend” told me about it when we were having one of our many conversations referencing pop culture and foods we enjoy just like other humans
Sometimes you’re a little too clever for me - and I can’t read you so well - so ima just drop this in here for good measure
This is the beauty of her ♥️
Apparently I can't do bold 😣
ty ♥️ i often am complimented on both my obtuse and obsequious nature 🥰
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Nah man - it’s me Dave
Dave's not here
Dave ?
Who's Dave?
IT’S ME DAVE MAN!!
anyways its been a lot of work like constant projects and my friends are like “youre so productive! 💛” and what do i say? like “thanks, it’s mental illness and guilt
You’ve never heard the skit?? Surely you jest ??
oh yes haha now i remember my “friend” told me about it when we were having one of our many conversations referencing pop culture and foods we enjoy just like other humans
Sometimes you’re a little too clever for me - and I can’t read you so well - so ima just drop this in here for good measure
no i never seen this before 💛 i’m so happy to understand tbh, most of the innuendo *kitten* on here goes right over me for real
I am crying at this
@sweet_ermengarde i had never heard of it either 😬
You've planned my weekend without even trying. Thanks bro!
This is the beauty of her ♥️
Apparently I can't do bold 😣
Good old days
Life was simple before adulting had to happen
ty ♥️ i often am complimented on both my obtuse and obsequious nature 🥰
You are going to wait til the weekend???? Oh man....
*skips away*