What’s a red flag for you?

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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    doesn't read
    KickassAmazon76 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    doesn't read

    as in, ever? cuz like... I read those two words... does that qualify? Or are you referring to a collection of words strung together, filling a series of pages (paper or electronic), covering a specific topic or plotline?

    haha

    I was about to ask what the qualifiers are since most people have to read things like "STOP" signs and other signage to get by in day-to-day life. I mean, the colors on signage helps for those who can't read, but most people unconsciously are still reading the signs.

    Maxim.. if she reads something the equivalent of a Maxim.. does she get a pass or nah?
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,679 Member
    KosmosKitten wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    doesn't read
    KickassAmazon76 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    doesn't read

    as in, ever? cuz like... I read those two words... does that qualify? Or are you referring to a collection of words strung together, filling a series of pages (paper or electronic), covering a specific topic or plotline?

    haha

    I was about to ask what the qualifiers are since most people have to read things like "STOP" signs and other signage to get by in day-to-day life. I mean, the colors on signage helps for those who can't read, but most people unconsciously are still reading the signs.

    Maxim.. if she reads something the equivalent of a Maxim.. does she get a pass or nah?

    How about shampoo and conditioner bottles. I read those while in the shower ALL THE TIME. Or cereal boxes? (ever notice how the french version is never a literal translation?)
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    KickassAmazon76 wrote: »
    KosmosKitten wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    doesn't read
    KickassAmazon76 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    doesn't read

    as in, ever? cuz like... I read those two words... does that qualify? Or are you referring to a collection of words strung together, filling a series of pages (paper or electronic), covering a specific topic or plotline?

    haha

    I was about to ask what the qualifiers are since most people have to read things like "STOP" signs and other signage to get by in day-to-day life. I mean, the colors on signage helps for those who can't read, but most people unconsciously are still reading the signs.

    Maxim.. if she reads something the equivalent of a Maxim.. does she get a pass or nah?

    How about shampoo and conditioner bottles. I read those while in the shower ALL THE TIME. Or cereal boxes? (ever notice how the french version is never a literal translation?)

    different strokes for different folks.
    i like to sit around in my spare time and read campaign finance reports from my local politicians ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Cat stealing
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Cat stealing

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    😮😠
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Cat stealing

    I told you, I haven't seen your Cat 😏
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    Oh that one isn’t mine. Who’s cat did you take? 😬
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    if she failed the Joro challenge.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    says she "loves me like a stepbrother"
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    says she "loves me like a stepbrother"

    Hmm, would it be better or worse if she left out the "step" part? I'm curious!

    How 'bout she loves you "like the ending of a Hallmark Christmas movie"?!
    (analogy? that just came to mind..."I love you like a bag of Crunchy Cheetos, with no Cheeto dust to clean up afterwards")
  • mzneena2020
    mzneena2020 Posts: 22 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    when I am always made to be the small spoon

    You can be a big spoon and have good music to share :)
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    mzneena2020 wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    when I am always made to be the small spoon

    You can be a big spoon and have good music to share :)

    I don't get it
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    if she is metrically challenged
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    When they ask for a sample of my nail clippings for their collection.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    When he doesn’t at least chuckle to things I find funny.
  • tmantwo
    tmantwo Posts: 2,181 Member
    edited November 2020
    A few red flags in here.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hUiKU9rlRE
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,285 Member
    tmantwo wrote: »
    A few red flags in here.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hUiKU9rlRE

    Why did I watch the whole thing? Is this guy the Weird Al Yankovic of country music? That was fun, plot twist and all!
  • tmantwo
    tmantwo Posts: 2,181 Member
    ^ because you know I'd never steer you wrong? LOL
  • will_it_go_round_in_circles
    will_it_go_round_in_circles Posts: 985 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    says she "loves me like a stepbrother"

    Ever seen any of the movies?
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited November 2020
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    Crying when the coffee is not hot enough
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    Dms in the wee hours. Non business hours means they don’t mean business. 🤔 Just wanna get down to business. What I’m doing up is none of their business. 😁
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    When he can name all the brands of women’s fitness clothes.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    When he’s always in disguise. 🥸

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