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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    says she "loves me like a stepbrother"
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    says she "loves me like a stepbrother"

    Hmm, would it be better or worse if she left out the "step" part? I'm curious!

    How 'bout she loves you "like the ending of a Hallmark Christmas movie"?!
    (analogy? that just came to mind..."I love you like a bag of Crunchy Cheetos, with no Cheeto dust to clean up afterwards")
  • mzneena2020
    mzneena2020 Posts: 22 Member
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    happimess01 wrote: »
    when I am always made to be the small spoon

    You can be a big spoon and have good music to share :)
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    mzneena2020 wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    when I am always made to be the small spoon

    You can be a big spoon and have good music to share :)

    I don't get it
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    if she is metrically challenged
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    When they ask for a sample of my nail clippings for their collection.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    When he doesn’t at least chuckle to things I find funny.
  • tmantwo
    tmantwo Posts: 2,181 Member
    edited November 2020
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    A few red flags in here.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hUiKU9rlRE
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
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    tmantwo wrote: »
    A few red flags in here.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hUiKU9rlRE

    Why did I watch the whole thing? Is this guy the Weird Al Yankovic of country music? That was fun, plot twist and all!
  • tmantwo
    tmantwo Posts: 2,181 Member
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    ^ because you know I'd never steer you wrong? LOL
  • will_it_go_round_in_circles
    will_it_go_round_in_circles Posts: 985 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    says she "loves me like a stepbrother"

    Ever seen any of the movies?
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited November 2020
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    Crying when the coffee is not hot enough
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
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    Dms in the wee hours. Non business hours means they don’t mean business. 🤔 Just wanna get down to business. What I’m doing up is none of their business. 😁
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    When he can name all the brands of women’s fitness clothes.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    When he’s always in disguise. 🥸
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    When he wears his underwear inside out

    underwear ?

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