Rules for MFP DMs

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  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
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    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Don't ask me if I have WhatsApp, I do, but you're not getting it 😏

    whats whatsapp

    3/4 of the guys here know

    I know... but for good, wholesome reasons.
  • yasminekassis613
    yasminekassis613 Posts: 268 Member
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    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Please don't ask me if I want to spin on your pole

    Omg, is this really a thing people ask you?!
    This is so cringeeeeeeee.bleh.
  • yasminekassis613
    yasminekassis613 Posts: 268 Member
    edited January 2021
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    The “ you’re cute, what’s your number....let’s chat more”

    This is what I picture:
    https://giphy.com/gifs/broadcity-season-3-episode-3ohjV9GMdGFsuWvPMI


    ( I don’t know how to post gifs 👵🏼)
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,844 Member
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    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Please don't ask me if I want to spin on your pole

    But I bought the pole just for you. 🥺
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,558 Member
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    yasminekassis613 wrote: »
    The “ you’re cute, what’s your number....let’s chat more”

    This is what I picture:



    ( I don’t know how to post gifs 👵🏼)

    I'm now wishing I hadn't clicked the link.

    giphy.gif

    If you open that gif in a new tab and then hug it with the img tags, that works.
  • yasminekassis613
    yasminekassis613 Posts: 268 Member
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    KickassAmazon76 wrote: »
    yasminekassis613 wrote: »
    The “ you’re cute, what’s your number....let’s chat more”

    This is what I picture:



    ( I don’t know how to post gifs 👵🏼)

    I'm now wishing I hadn't clicked the link.

    giphy.gif

    If you open that gif in a new tab and then hug it with the img tags, that works.

    Hahaha, I’m dying. You’re amazing. Thank you!
  • yasminekassis613
    yasminekassis613 Posts: 268 Member
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    chuckle_bunny wrote: »
    A few weeks ago I got a friend request from a woman who I had never interacted with and never seen on the forums. So to get over that awkward "new friend but I don't even know them" feeling, I sent a DM saying "hello, nice to meet you, thanks for the request"... all that smooth jazz. The next day I noticed they unfriended me. It was at that moment that I realized... oh, y'all some weirdos on here. 😅

    🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️Weirdo here. And even I think that’s weird.
  • tmantwo
    tmantwo Posts: 2,181 Member
    edited January 2021
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    Rule 1... you do not talk about any DM you have with anyone with anyone else.

    Rule 2... you DO NOT talk about any DM you have with anyone with anyone else.
  • will_it_go_round_in_circles
    will_it_go_round_in_circles Posts: 985 Member
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    CacoEther wrote: »
    chuckle_bunny wrote: »
    I must always be addressed in DM's as His Holiness; or, simply, by my legal name-- Johnny. Failure to comply with this humble and fair request in our private correspondence will be viewed as treachery of the highest order and lead to an everlasting war that could see itself spill onto the main forums endangering thousands of innocent members under the law of collateral damage. In lieu of all of this, however, I will accept a well crafted fart joke.

    oh my god i know now

    Me too
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,558 Member
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    tmantwo wrote: »
    Rule 1... you do not talk about any DM you have with anyone with anyone else.

    Rule 2... you DO NOT talk about any DM you have with anyone with anyone else.

    I agree. I've never been one to share my DMs with my girlfriends. Ditto photos exchanged. I know people out there do, but I think it's so very wrong.

    Now that said. If someone is horribly offensive or inappropriate, I will sometimes put a username warning. (but it's been years since that happened).
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    tmantwo wrote: »
    Rule 1... you do not talk about any DM you have with anyone with anyone else.

    Rule 2... you DO NOT talk about any DM you have with anyone with anyone else.

    What about if its a dm with anyone, can i talk about it with anyone else?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    tams_89 wrote: »
    If the DM always starts with
    So what are your fitness goals
    and by the 3rd DM you mention how bad it is to chat on here and ask if I have kik/snap/WhatsApp
    Deleted sorry
    Learnt the hard way 🙈😂

    jeezus loweezus, my bad!
  • chuckle_bunny
    chuckle_bunny Posts: 496 Member
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    CacoEther wrote: »
    oh my god i know now
    will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
    Me too
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    What'd I miss?
    B3v4ie2.gif
  • yasminekassis613
    yasminekassis613 Posts: 268 Member
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    tams_89 wrote: »
    If the DM always starts with
    So what are your fitness goals
    and by the 3rd DM you mention how bad it is to chat on here and ask if I have kik/snap/WhatsApp
    Deleted sorry
    Learnt the hard way 🙈😂

    Hehehe. This is funny!!
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    I feel like the pandemic has provided add’l ghosting opportunities. Your last message can include something as simple as “i’m fine mostly, i just have this dry cough”
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,558 Member
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    CacoEther wrote: »
    I feel like the pandemic has provided add’l ghosting opportunities. Your last message can include something as simple as “i’m fine mostly, i just have this dry cough”

    Hahahahaha!

    I may have used it as a reason why I can't go for coffee... A few times.

    I never know if they legit want coffee, or if I should just assume they want more. Sigh.
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    I feel like the pandemic has provided add’l ghosting opportunities. Your last message can include something as simple as “i’m fine mostly, i just have this dry cough”

    can always just hit em with ol reliable beforehand

    "sorry i cut my foot earlier and my shoe is filling up with blood"

    Ah yes, the ol reliable

    😐

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