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  • LaneaJLaneaJ Member Posts: 1,900 Member Member Posts: 1,900 Member
    The exhale when those blue lights weren't for you 😲
  • MaltedTeaMaltedTea Member, Premium Posts: 5,260 Member Member, Premium Posts: 5,260 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    r06jherxdgld.jpeg

    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I've always wondered about flying saucer in-flight services.

    Do they have movies ? Meal service ?
    .... still serve peanuts, or are they just serving pretzels ?
    I miss the peanuts.

    Hot towels like in business class ?

    How large (or small) are the restrooms on those things ? (I wouldn't just have to 'hold it', would I ?)

    Hopefully the fight attendants are hot.

    Do they do those stupid pre take-off announcements while standing in the middle of the aisle ?

    Okay, I'll go !

    Whooz with me ?

    Mars is Cold (bring a scarf and jacket)


    .

    The promos, to date, really only focus on the anal probing part so... 🤷🏿‍♀️
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 259,481 Member Member, Premium Posts: 259,481 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    r06jherxdgld.jpeg

    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I've always wondered about flying saucer in-flight services.

    Do they have movies ? Meal service ?
    .... still serve peanuts, or are they just serving pretzels ?
    I miss the peanuts.

    Hot towels like in business class ?

    How large (or small) are the restrooms on those things ? (I wouldn't just have to 'hold it', would I ?)

    Hopefully the fight attendants are hot.

    Do they do those stupid pre take-off announcements while standing in the middle of the aisle ?

    Okay, I'll go !

    Whooz with me ?

    Mars is Cold (bring a scarf and jacket)


    .

    The promos, to date, really only focus on the anal probing part so... 🤷🏿‍♀️

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  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Member Posts: 19,723 Member Member Posts: 19,723 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    r06jherxdgld.jpeg

    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I've always wondered about flying saucer in-flight services.

    Do they have movies ? Meal service ?
    .... still serve peanuts, or are they just serving pretzels ?
    I miss the peanuts.

    Hot towels like in business class ?

    How large (or small) are the restrooms on those things ? (I wouldn't just have to 'hold it', would I ?)

    Hopefully the fight attendants are hot.

    Do they do those stupid pre take-off announcements while standing in the middle of the aisle ?

    Okay, I'll go !

    Whooz with me ?

    Mars is Cold (bring a scarf and jacket)


    .

    The promos, to date, really only focus on the anal probing part so... 🤷🏿‍♀️

    Dang, I'll have to cash in some extra frequent flyer points for that upgrade.
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Member Posts: 19,723 Member Member Posts: 19,723 Member

    I just got food poisoning





    .... but I'm not sure when to use it.


    .
  • happimess01happimess01 Member Posts: 7,223 Member Member Posts: 7,223 Member
    🤦‍♂️
  • KickassAmazon76KickassAmazon76 Member Posts: 3,539 Member Member Posts: 3,539 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    r06jherxdgld.jpeg

    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I've always wondered about flying saucer in-flight services.

    Do they have movies ? Meal service ?
    .... still serve peanuts, or are they just serving pretzels ?
    I miss the peanuts.

    Hot towels like in business class ?

    How large (or small) are the restrooms on those things ? (I wouldn't just have to 'hold it', would I ?)

    Hopefully the fight attendants are hot.

    Do they do those stupid pre take-off announcements while standing in the middle of the aisle ?

    Okay, I'll go !

    Whooz with me ?

    Mars is Cold (bring a scarf and jacket)


    .

    Oh that's how it works! Ok! Disagree on its way!
  • KickassAmazon76KickassAmazon76 Member Posts: 3,539 Member Member Posts: 3,539 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    r06jherxdgld.jpeg

    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I've always wondered about flying saucer in-flight services.

    Do they have movies ? Meal service ?
    .... still serve peanuts, or are they just serving pretzels ?
    I miss the peanuts.

    Hot towels like in business class ?

    How large (or small) are the restrooms on those things ? (I wouldn't just have to 'hold it', would I ?)

    Hopefully the fight attendants are hot.

    Do they do those stupid pre take-off announcements while standing in the middle of the aisle ?

    Okay, I'll go !

    Whooz with me ?

    Mars is Cold (bring a scarf and jacket)


    .

    The promos, to date, really only focus on the anal probing part so... 🤷🏿‍♀️

    Dang, I'll have to cash in some extra frequent flyer points for that upgrade.

    I'll trade you... You can have my anal probe, I'll take your peanuts.
  • twitchandshouttwitchandshout Member Posts: 1,593 Member Member Posts: 1,593 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    r06jherxdgld.jpeg

    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I've always wondered about flying saucer in-flight services.

    Do they have movies ? Meal service ?
    .... still serve peanuts, or are they just serving pretzels ?
    I miss the peanuts.

    Hot towels like in business class ?

    How large (or small) are the restrooms on those things ? (I wouldn't just have to 'hold it', would I ?)

    Hopefully the fight attendants are hot.

    Do they do those stupid pre take-off announcements while standing in the middle of the aisle ?

    Okay, I'll go !

    Whooz with me ?

    Mars is Cold (bring a scarf and jacket)


    .

    The promos, to date, really only focus on the anal probing part so... 🤷🏿‍♀️

    Dang, I'll have to cash in some extra frequent flyer points for that upgrade.

    I'll trade you... You can have my anal probe, I'll take your peanuts.

    wait. What. There’s probing?
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Member Posts: 19,723 Member Member Posts: 19,723 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    r06jherxdgld.jpeg

    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I've always wondered about flying saucer in-flight services.

    Do they have movies ? Meal service ?
    .... still serve peanuts, or are they just serving pretzels ?
    I miss the peanuts.

    Hot towels like in business class ?

    How large (or small) are the restrooms on those things ? (I wouldn't just have to 'hold it', would I ?)

    Hopefully the fight attendants are hot.

    Do they do those stupid pre take-off announcements while standing in the middle of the aisle ?

    Okay, I'll go !

    Whooz with me ?

    Mars is Cold (bring a scarf and jacket)


    .

    The promos, to date, really only focus on the anal probing part so... 🤷🏿‍♀️

    Dang, I'll have to cash in some extra frequent flyer points for that upgrade.

    I'll trade you... You can have my anal probe, I'll take your peanuts.

    wait. What. There’s probing?

    Is there really any other reason to ride in an alien spaceship ?
  • twitchandshouttwitchandshout Member Posts: 1,593 Member Member Posts: 1,593 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    r06jherxdgld.jpeg

    I’ll point them in your direction.
    My special disagreeing friend.

    I've always wondered about flying saucer in-flight services.

    Do they have movies ? Meal service ?
    .... still serve peanuts, or are they just serving pretzels ?
    I miss the peanuts.

    Hot towels like in business class ?

    How large (or small) are the restrooms on those things ? (I wouldn't just have to 'hold it', would I ?)

    Hopefully the fight attendants are hot.

    Do they do those stupid pre take-off announcements while standing in the middle of the aisle ?

    Okay, I'll go !

    Whooz with me ?

    Mars is Cold (bring a scarf and jacket)


    .

    The promos, to date, really only focus on the anal probing part so... 🤷🏿‍♀️

    Dang, I'll have to cash in some extra frequent flyer points for that upgrade.

    I'll trade you... You can have my anal probe, I'll take your peanuts.

    wait. What. There’s probing?

    Is there really any other reason to ride in an alien spaceship ?

    For the tribbles?
  • KickassAmazon76KickassAmazon76 Member Posts: 3,539 Member Member Posts: 3,539 Member
    I'm dying here. Best thread ever. 😂
  • YoshiboobsYoshiboobs Member Posts: 1,091 Member Member Posts: 1,091 Member
    I keep getting messages from the most random people from my past and I swear I never have anything to say. Like oh hey we haven’t talked since middle school or hey ya we broke up nine years ago what’s up? Things are going ya, it’s my birthday tomorrow... 😐
    Why ya contact me if yar wasn’t gonna actually talk to me about anything? 😕(sorry the last sentence should be read as a pirate)
    I get all jazzed and then the convo goes nowhere.
  • twitchandshouttwitchandshout Member Posts: 1,593 Member Member Posts: 1,593 Member
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    I keep getting messages from the most random people from my past and I swear I never have anything to say. Like oh hey we haven’t talked since middle school or hey ya we broke up nine years ago what’s up? Things are going ya, it’s my birthday tomorrow... 😐
    Why ya contact me if yar wasn’t gonna actually talk to me about anything? 😕(sorry the last sentence should be read as a pirate)
    I get all jazzed and then the convo goes nowhere.

    Arrrrgh

    I just think everyone should make *kitten* up to entertain me and only tell me the truth if I insist.
  • MsMelloDoggerelloMsMelloDoggerello Member Posts: 14 Member Member Posts: 14 Member
    Losing ten pounds...
  • Miss_Chiev0us_Miss_Chiev0us_ Member Posts: 1,894 Member Member Posts: 1,894 Member
    Losing ten pounds...

    Good luck 😊💗
  • Miss_Chiev0us_Miss_Chiev0us_ Member Posts: 1,894 Member Member Posts: 1,894 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Everybody knows that sponges grow in the ocean.

    Did you ever stop to think how much deeper the ocean would be without all of those sponges?

    No, not at all 😆

    But I am now..
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