What's on your mind?
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GymGoddessGoals wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Last weekend, it was pretty cold here (it dipped below 60 degrees) and I thought that some comfort food sounded like a good idea.
Chili.... yeah, chili; that's what I wanted.
However, I'm not going to make it from scratch (it would take too long) & I'm not going out by myself to a restaurant, because.... well, just because.
So, I go digging thru the pantry and there's no chili. None.
Wait. There. In the back. In the very back. One can of chili.
I read the label and it says: 'Best by April - 2013'
Dang. Okay. It said: 'Best by..'
It didn't say: "Don't Eat This!"
So, I cracked it open and heated it up (heat kills the germs, right?) .
It tasted great and I'm still standing.
Moral of the story:
Um.... I really don't have one, other than 'eat more chili'.
This is how apocalyptic zombies are made.
Hahaha!1 -
GymGoddessGoals wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Last weekend, it was pretty cold here (it dipped below 60 degrees) and I thought that some comfort food sounded like a good idea.
Chili.... yeah, chili; that's what I wanted.
However, I'm not going to make it from scratch (it would take too long) & I'm not going out by myself to a restaurant, because.... well, just because.
So, I go digging thru the pantry and there's no chili. None.
Wait. There. In the back. In the very back. One can of chili.
I read the label and it says: 'Best by April - 2013'
Dang. Okay. It said: 'Best by..'
It didn't say: "Don't Eat This!"
So, I cracked it open and heated it up (heat kills the germs, right?) .
It tasted great and I'm still standing.
Moral of the story:
Um.... I really don't have one, other than 'eat more chili'.
This is how apocalyptic zombies are made.
Happy Chili Zombies2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Last weekend, it was pretty cold here (it dipped below 60 degrees) and I thought that some comfort food sounded like a good idea.
Chili.... yeah, chili; that's what I wanted.
However, I'm not going to make it from scratch (it would take too long) & I'm not going out by myself to a restaurant, because.... well, just because.
So, I go digging thru the pantry and there's no chili. None.
Wait. There. In the back. In the very back. One can of chili.
I read the label and it says: 'Best by April - 2013'
Dang. Okay. It said: 'Best by..'
It didn't say: "Don't Eat This!"
So, I cracked it open and heated it up (heat kills the germs, right?) .
It tasted great and I'm still standing.
Moral of the story:
Um.... I really don't have one, other than 'eat more chili'.
Was it wolf brand or hormel ??
There is a wrong answer
this is a trick question, & I ain't fallin' for it !2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Last weekend, it was pretty cold here (it dipped below 60 degrees) and I thought that some comfort food sounded like a good idea.
Chili.... yeah, chili; that's what I wanted.
However, I'm not going to make it from scratch (it would take too long) & I'm not going out by myself to a restaurant, because.... well, just because.
So, I go digging thru the pantry and there's no chili. None.
Wait. There. In the back. In the very back. One can of chili.
I read the label and it says: 'Best by April - 2013'
Dang. Okay. It said: 'Best by..'
It didn't say: "Don't Eat This!"
So, I cracked it open and heated it up (heat kills the germs, right?) .
It tasted great and I'm still standing.
Moral of the story:
Um.... I really don't have one, other than 'eat more chili'.
wait up, this math don't work. YOU ate CHILI from a CAN?1 -
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GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
Ingredients:
All of that ^^^
Cauliflower
Instructions:
Put all of that ^^^ in a glass and enjoy
Discard Cauliflower8 -
will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Last weekend, it was pretty cold here (it dipped below 60 degrees) and I thought that some comfort food sounded like a good idea.
Chili.... yeah, chili; that's what I wanted.
However, I'm not going to make it from scratch (it would take too long) & I'm not going out by myself to a restaurant, because.... well, just because.
So, I go digging thru the pantry and there's no chili. None.
Wait. There. In the back. In the very back. One can of chili.
I read the label and it says: 'Best by April - 2013'
Dang. Okay. It said: 'Best by..'
It didn't say: "Don't Eat This!"
So, I cracked it open and heated it up (heat kills the germs, right?) .
It tasted great and I'm still standing.
Moral of the story:
Um.... I really don't have one, other than 'eat more chili'.
wait up, this math don't work. YOU ate CHILI from a CAN?
It’s allowed if it’s wolf brand man - do be so hoity toity there George1 -
will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Last weekend, it was pretty cold here (it dipped below 60 degrees) and I thought that some comfort food sounded like a good idea.
Chili.... yeah, chili; that's what I wanted.
However, I'm not going to make it from scratch (it would take too long) & I'm not going out by myself to a restaurant, because.... well, just because.
So, I go digging thru the pantry and there's no chili. None.
Wait. There. In the back. In the very back. One can of chili.
I read the label and it says: 'Best by April - 2013'
Dang. Okay. It said: 'Best by..'
It didn't say: "Don't Eat This!"
So, I cracked it open and heated it up (heat kills the germs, right?) .
It tasted great and I'm still standing.
Moral of the story:
Um.... I really don't have one, other than 'eat more chili'.
wait up, this math don't work. YOU ate CHILI from a CAN?
It’s allowed if it’s wolf brand man - do be so hoity toity there George
Never had it. I only remember deer hunting as a kid and dad gave me some Hormel chili con carne that he cooked in the can on a kerosene heater. Never again I swore, never again.
Oh yeah and I know you don't think this way in Texas, but if it ain't got beans then it ain't chili.3 -
will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Last weekend, it was pretty cold here (it dipped below 60 degrees) and I thought that some comfort food sounded like a good idea.
Chili.... yeah, chili; that's what I wanted.
However, I'm not going to make it from scratch (it would take too long) & I'm not going out by myself to a restaurant, because.... well, just because.
So, I go digging thru the pantry and there's no chili. None.
Wait. There. In the back. In the very back. One can of chili.
I read the label and it says: 'Best by April - 2013'
Dang. Okay. It said: 'Best by..'
It didn't say: "Don't Eat This!"
So, I cracked it open and heated it up (heat kills the germs, right?) .
It tasted great and I'm still standing.
Moral of the story:
Um.... I really don't have one, other than 'eat more chili'.
wait up, this math don't work. YOU ate CHILI from a CAN?
I had a weak moment, plus it was freezing cold.
... and playoff football was on television.
Truth is, I like to make my own chili & I make it so spicy that everyone breaks out into a hot sweat when eating it.
Sweating, Hiccups, Watering Eyes.... It's just like sex (only without the sex part).
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Sex gives you hiccups?4
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will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Last weekend, it was pretty cold here (it dipped below 60 degrees) and I thought that some comfort food sounded like a good idea.
Chili.... yeah, chili; that's what I wanted.
However, I'm not going to make it from scratch (it would take too long) & I'm not going out by myself to a restaurant, because.... well, just because.
So, I go digging thru the pantry and there's no chili. None.
Wait. There. In the back. In the very back. One can of chili.
I read the label and it says: 'Best by April - 2013'
Dang. Okay. It said: 'Best by..'
It didn't say: "Don't Eat This!"
So, I cracked it open and heated it up (heat kills the germs, right?) .
It tasted great and I'm still standing.
Moral of the story:
Um.... I really don't have one, other than 'eat more chili'.
wait up, this math don't work. YOU ate CHILI from a CAN?
It’s allowed if it’s wolf brand man - do be so hoity toity there George
Never had it. I only remember deer hunting as a kid and dad gave me some Hormel chili con carne that he cooked in the can on a kerosene heater. Never again I swore, never again.
Oh yeah and I know you don't think this way in Texas, but if it ain't got beans then it ain't chili.
I never understood that .. maybe cause I grew up in ks - but you’re right chili got beans bro - homestyle wolf brand is not bad at least for me - not my preferred but works in a pinch - and yes Hormel was the wrong answer that stuff horrible0 -
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Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
Honestly I live in socks and my bathrobe.4 -
GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
No hiccups after sex. Man you’re totally doing it wrong 😂1 -
Kashmir_314_ wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
No hiccups after sex. Man you’re totally doing it wrong 😂
Maybe all her hiccups are during..🤭
wait, are y'all do in it just so you can get to the sammich part, then the hiccups?1 -
Kashmir_314_ wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
No hiccups after sex. Man you’re totally doing it wrong 😂
Maybe all her hiccups are during..🤭
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Well now sex is on my mind3
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will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
Ingredients:
All of that ^^^
Cauliflower
Instructions:
Put all of that ^^^ in a glass and enjoy
Discard Cauliflower
See this is why I hit you up on kik for recipes 😍1 -
IslandGal3 wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
What's on my mind... This ^^^, sex, and a sammich. I'll pass on the cauliflower.
yeah instructions said to discard
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Do I really need social skills if I never see people? Eye contact, please. Body language, pshaw.3
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IslandGal3 wrote: »will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »IslandGal3 wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
What's on my mind... This ^^^, sex, and a sammich. I'll pass on the cauliflower.
yeah instructions said to discard
I missed that part. The dessert
got me excited. Or maybe it was the sex, and sammich.
yes1 -
Miss_Chiev0us_ wrote: »If anyone has any penne or rigatoni laying around... 😆
It would be fun to do this but I’d cook them first just to freak people out
😂😂😂0 -
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777Gemma888 wrote: »What drives a 23 years old woman to get botox all over her face? 🤦 Leaving work for an emergency procedure and it's botox. Smh
instagram3 -
_sw33tp3a_11 wrote: »Well now sex is on my mind
Hiccups are on mine.1 -
A few My fitness pals and a dozen donuts.3
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777Gemma888 wrote: »What drives a 23 years old woman to get botox all over her face? 🤦 Leaving work for an emergency procedure and it's botox. Smh
Migraines?2 -
777Gemma888 wrote: »What drives a 23 years old woman to get botox all over her face? 🤦 Leaving work for an emergency procedure and it's botox. Smh
Chronic migraines1
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