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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    What is Smartfood?


    it's the opposite of Stupidfood.

  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    What is Smartfood?


    it's the opposite of Stupidfood.

    How about averagefood, would you lick your fingers after averagefood?
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    Maybe. What is Smartfood?

    The best bagged popcorn there is, nice and cheddary.
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    What is Smartfood?


    it's the opposite of Stupidfood.

    Especially after someone polishes off the party size bag by themselves, steps back and says 'do I look smarter now?' No dear, but you've got 2 more bags so keep trying. :)
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    When he forgets my name and keeps calling me kitty.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    What is Smartfood?


    it's the opposite of Stupidfood.

    How about averagefood, would you lick your fingers after averagefood?

    maybe ?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    What is Smartfood?


    it's the opposite of Stupidfood.

    How about averagefood, would you lick your fingers after averagefood?

    maybe ?

    Would you lick average food off someone else's fingers? .. asking for a friend 😆
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    What is Smartfood?


    it's the opposite of Stupidfood.

    How about averagefood, would you lick your fingers after averagefood?

    maybe ?

    Would you lick average food off someone else's fingers? .. asking for a friend 😆

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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    What is Smartfood?


    it's the opposite of Stupidfood.

    How about averagefood, would you lick your fingers after averagefood?

    maybe ?

    Would you lick average food off someone else's fingers? .. asking for a friend 😆

    Is it a smartfriend?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    What is Smartfood?


    it's the opposite of Stupidfood.

    How about averagefood, would you lick your fingers after averagefood?

    maybe ?

    Would you lick average food off someone else's fingers? .. asking for a friend 😆

    Is it a smartfriend?

    Uhm.. if smartarse counts.. then yes 😆
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    if he turns every conversation to be about himself
  • Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz Posts: 513 Member
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    if he turns every conversation to be about himself

    I'm glad you brought this up because it reminds me of this time that I...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Negativity..
  • abbelina04
    abbelina04 Posts: 280 Member
    Lying
    Piss poor attitudes
    No goals
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    edited February 2021
    abbelina04 wrote: »
    Lying
    Piss poor attitudes
    No goals

    Finally a post about me <3
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Negativity..

    I can't fully understand what you mean & I won't recognize the opinion, nor I would ever take the time & I don't have the energy to acknowledge.... therefore, I'm going to simply disagree on principle.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Negativity..

    I can't fully understand what you mean & I won't recognize the opinion, nor I would ever take the time & I don't have the energy to acknowledge.... therefore, I'm going to simply disagree on principle.

    Oh you.. get off my lawn

    😂
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    abbelina04 wrote: »
    Lying
    Piss poor attitudes
    No goals

    I have goals.




    .... filthy, filthy goals
  • lisamestiza2021
    lisamestiza2021 Posts: 239 Member
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    if he turns every conversation to be about himself


    this. this today and every time i have to deal with this one person is what i am contending with. it's getting old.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    if he can’t feel me thinking about him
  • Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz Posts: 513 Member
    If she throws hornets at me
  • CurseofDolkite
    CurseofDolkite Posts: 31 Member
    Anyone who says, "I love how small I feel next to you." It makes me feel horrible.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    If he can’t handle a few hornets.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    if she doesn't know my number by heart
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    If you send me the same GIFs you send everyone else
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    If you send me the same GIFs you send everyone else

    It's called recycling, and it's good for the environment
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    5ofseven wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    If you send me the same GIFs you send everyone else

    It's called recycling, and it's good for the environment

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  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    5ofseven wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    If you send me the same GIFs you send everyone else

    It's called recycling, and it's good for the environment

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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Two left feet, but if they can Zumba it’s game on!

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  • Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz Posts: 513 Member
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    If you send me the same GIFs you send everyone else

    <super-wiener.gif>
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    If you send me the same GIFs you send everyone else

    <super-wiener.gif>

    That better be a different super wiener than the one you sent the rest of your *kitten*

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